The Abcs Of Adulting

Here's a book of wit and wisdom that's perfect for any "welcome to the adult world" moment. From New York Times bestselling author Deborah Copaken and noted sculptor Randy Polumbo come 26 genuine and funny bits of advice as surprising as they are sensible. From "A is for Anger" through "Z is for Zzzzzzz," each entry is paired with the authors' street-smart photography of the matching alphabet letter to create a savvy ebook. Based on a viral article written by Copaken when her own firstborn left for college, The ABCs of Adulthood is a delightful, worldly riff on learning your ABCs all over again.

Do you know any "adults" who still can't do their own laundry? The "ABCs of Adulting" might be able to help! From "A is for Alarm Clock" to "N is for News", this book follows Little Peggy as she tries to conquer an alphabet of various adult activities she doesn't want to do. Especially taxes. She'd much rather be eating tacos. The best part? It breaks up these teachings in alphabetical order. The even better yet part? This book has illustrations, meaning it's easy to follow along, even when you don't feel like reading words. Watch as Little Peggy has to learn all about the Dow and China (N for news!) in order to trick her boss into thinking that she knows what she's talking about. This book makes perfect gift for the millennials in your life. Or the zoomers in your life. Or the boomers in your life who just never grew up. We guarantee at least one "when I was your age..." lecture if you gift this to your grandparents, just keep them away from letter "P". And hey. If you don't have any millennials, or boomers, or zoomers to gift this to, get it for yourself and read it to your cat. We've done it. Cats love it. If they don't, the pages make great filler for a little box. Treat yo' self and enjoy learning all about the perils that are the "ABCs of Adulting". Grab this new release in time for the holidays! Hysterical collection of adult tasks Premium glossy cover Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the new graduates in your life!

Do you know any "adults" who still can't do their own laundry? The "ABCs of Adulting" might be able to help! From "A is for Alarm Clock" to "N is for News", this book follows Little Peggy as she tries to conquer an alphabet of various adult activities she doesn't want to do. Especially taxes. She'd much rather be eating tacos. The best part? It breaks up these teachings in alphabetical order. The even better yet part? This book has illustrations, so it's easy to follow along, even when you don't feel like reading words. Watch as Little Peggy has to learn all about the Dow and China (N for news!) in order to trick her boss into thinking that she knows what she's talking about. This book makes perfect gift for the millennials in your life. Or the zoomers in your life. Or the boomers in your life who just never grew up. We guarantee at least one "when I was your age..." lecture if you gift this to your grandparents, just keep them away from letter "P". And hey. If you don't have any millennials, or boomers, or zoomers to gift this to, get it for yourself and read it to your cat. We've done it. Cats love it. If they don't, the pages make great filler for a little box. Treat yo' self and enjoy learning all about the perils that are the "ABCs of Adulting". Grab this new release in time for the holidays! Hysterical collection of adult tasks Premium glossy cover Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the new graduates in your life

Do you know any "adults" who still can't do their own laundry? The "ABCs of Adulting" might be able to help. From "A is for Alarm Clock" to "N is for News", this book follows Little Peggy as she tries to conquer an alphabet of various adult activities she doesn't want to do. Especially taxes. She'd much rather be eating tacos. The best part? It breaks up these teachings in alphabetical order. The even better yet part? This book has illustrations, meaning it's easy to follow along, even when you don't feel like reading words. Watch as Little Peggy has to learn all about the Dow and China (N for news!) in order to trick her boss into thinking that she knows what she's talking about.This book makes perfect gift for the millennials in your life. Or the zoomers in your life. Or the boomers in your life who just never grew up. We guarantee at least one "when I was your age?" lecture if you gift this to your grandparents, just keep them away from letter "P".And hey. If you don't have any millennials, or boomers, or zoomers to gift this to, get it for yourself and read it to your cat. We've done it. Cats love it. If they don't, the pages make great filler for a little box.Treat yo' self and enjoy learning all about the perils that are the "ABCs of Adulting". Grab this new release in time for the holidays! Hysterical collection of adult tasks Premium glossy coverFull color, professional illustrationsAn easy quick gift for the new graduates in your life

This adult ABC book is an unforgettable parody of adulthood. Looking for a Funny 18th Birthday Gag Gift? Need a High School or College Graduation Gift for the Crude Comic in Your Life? This is Dark Adult Humor at its Finest! The ABCs of an Adult's Life is Indeed a Perverse and Pessimistic Preview of Adulthood, Created for those Who Appreciate Profanity and Sarcasm with a Side of Brutal Honesty. Having a Twisted Sense of Humor is a Mark of Intelligence, so There's No Shame in the Misanthrope's Game! This Short But Unforgettable Read Will be Your Graduate's Favorite Gift! A SNEAK PEEK INSIDE: A IS FOR THE ANTIDEPRESSANTS YOU'LL NEED TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE FUCKING DAY. B IS FOR THE NEVER-ENDING BULLSHIT YOU GET TO DEAL WITH ON A DAILY BASIS.C IS FOR THE CUNTS LOOMING AROUND EVERY. FUCKING. CORNER. D IS FOR THE DUMBASSES WHO MAKE YOU WONDER HOW THEY EVER MADE IT TO ADULTHOOD. E IS FOR THE EXTRA EFFORT YOU PUT IN THAT NO ONE WILL EVER FUCKING NOTICE. F IS FOR THE FUCKTARDS OF THE WORLD WHO INEVITABLY BECOME YOUR BOSSESS. G IS FOR WORKING SO GODDAMNED HARD AND STILL NEVER HAVING SHIT. H IS FOR THE HOES OF THE WORLD WHO PRETEND TO BE YOUR BFF WHILE SLEEPING WITH YOUR SPOUSE. I IS FOR THE IGNORANT AND CORRUPT IDIOTS WHO WILL ALWAYS RUN THE FUCKING WORLD. J IS FOR THE JACKASSES WHO MANAGE TO GET AHEAD DESPITE BEING JACKASSESS. K IS FOR ALL THE KINKY SHIT YOUR SICK ASS TRIES TO PRETEND YOU'RE NOT INTO. L IS FOR THE LOSER YOU'RE DESTINED TO BECOME IF YOU KEEP HANGING WITH YOUR LAME-ASS FRIENDS. M IS FOR THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO SAID YOU'D NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING AND YOU'VE YET TO PROVE THEM WRONG. N IS FOR THE NASTY ASS PEOPLE YOU'LL DENY HAVING SEX WITH. O IS FOR THE VERY FEW ORGASMS YOU'LL EXPERIENCE OUTSIDE OF MASTURBATION. "A dark but comical glance into the hells of adulthood."- Journalist, B. Jones "A humorous overview of adulting" ~ Comedian, B.R. Morrow "Hilarious and savage preview of the school of hard knocks." -Author and Educator, C. Lee "A pessimistic and perverse parody that will have you rolling." "Profane and brutally honest."-Author, F. Mayes "A refreshing dose of blasphemy."-Artist, Mireille Pasquer

The transition from childhood to adulthood is a education within itself.There are key words and meanings of those words that adults just plain need to know!In this book we highlighted 26 of those words and explained them in unique and amazing ways that makes learning these important words fun and easy!!!

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