Princess Training

“Royalty does not karate-chop.” —Madame Gertrude Princess Viola is great at skateboarding and karate-chopping, but she’s lousy at the royal wave, walk, and waltz. The king and queen are not pleased. What’s a princess to do? Attend the skill-polishing Camp Princess, of course. In the end, it’s a good thing Viola is made of tougher stuff. Who else will save the day when the green dragon comes along? Joe Berger’s zippy illustrations use comic book–style panels and show off ZIP! ZUP! ZOOM! sound effects. This sweet, funny picture book is just the ticket for spunky princess-loving girls who can appreciate a glittery book jacket!

Sisters Jenalyn Wilson and Abigail Parrish share their experiences, lessons learned, and advice about challenges faced during dating relationships and the journey toward "adulting." Their goal is to bring hope to "princesses in training," who are struggling with these same challenges.

Princess Viola aims to trade her fiesty moves for frilly princess skills in this picture book that zip-zup-zooms! Full color.

A princess-themed, toilet-training 8x8 that is fit for the Royal Highness in your life Every princess needs her throne and this 8x8 with a perfed tiara with reward stickers is perfect for the little princess learning to use the potty for the first time With a helpful, step-by-step story that introduces girls to the concept of toilet training, Princess Potty is a royal lesson that everyone needs to learn.

Princess and heir to the throne of Thorvaldor, Nalia has led a privileged life at court. But everything changes when she learns, just after her sixteenth birthday, that she is a false princess, a stand-in for the real Nalia, who has been hidden away for her protection. Cast out with little more than the clothes on her back, the girl now called Sinda must leave behind the city, her best friend, Kiernan, and the only life she's ever known. Sent to live with her only surviving relative—a cold, scornful woman with little patience for her newfound niece—Sinda proves inept at even the simplest tasks. Then she discovers that magic runs through her veins—long-suppressed, dangerous magic that she must learn to control—and she realizes that she will never learn to be just a simple village girl. Sinda returns to the city to seek answers. Instead, she rediscovers the boy who refused to forsake her, and uncovers a secret that could change the course of Thorvaldor's history forever. An intricately plotted and completely satisfying adventure, The False Princess is both an engaging tale in the tradition of great fantasy novels and a story never before told that will enchant—and surprise—its readers.

A relentlessly delightful princess and her choleric fairy imposter switch places for three turbulent days in this magical yarn from Edgar Award winning author Vivian Vande Velde. Princess Gabriella is accustomed to a certain kind of castle life. So when she wakes up one morning in a crowded hut, surrounded by squabbling fairy siblings, it takes all her princess training to maintain her poise and good manners.Meanwhile, across the kingdom, Fairy Phleg revels in Gabriella's luxurious lifestyle. As long as she can fool the castle into believing she's the real princess-with a little help from her magical disguise-then she's set to enjoy three glorious days of sweets and comfort. The mischievous fairies have placed a bet, and Gabriella is caught in the middle of it. Can she survive her time in the chaotic fairy household without failing the ultimate princess test and losing her temper? Phleg turns the castle upside down as she poses as Gabriella, but when an important guest arrives, will her antics unwittingly send the kingdom into war? An upbeat and hilarious fantasy from the masterful storyteller, Vivian Vande Velde.

Little steps for big kids! From the bestselling author of the Now I'm Reading!" series comes a brand new line created to help both parents and children as they take on the many steps, challenges, and changes that go hand in hand as little kids become big kids. With contemporary art and child-firendly stories, these books provide a fresh approach to growing up! Princess of the Potty: From smelly, wet diapers to clean big girl underwear, kids will laugh right out of their pants and onto the potty as they master this momentous milestone.

It's a royal renovation ? a perennial potty favorite with a whole new look!

(Warning: This erotica is intended for adults only. This ebook contains mature themes; if you're offended by sexual content, you should not purchase or review this title.)COMPLETE PAPERBACK-EDITION containing all four e-books Not only does Patrick start a new semester at his university, but also a completely new phase in his life when he sees Catherine again, his crush from school days. In no time at all, the young student falls for her charm and is wrapped around her finger without suspecting that she has very special plans for him.Soon Patrick finds himself in the clutches of dominant young women, who are also surrounded by a dark secret.Reading sample:..."You may call me mistress. Let's practice that again.""Yes, mistress", he said, still just as quiet."A little louder, slave! Luisa may want to understand you too.""Yes, Mistress", he repeated again and Luisa began to laugh out loud.Then Catherine looked at him with a stern look and pointed to the floor in front of her. Patrick knew what she expected from him. For the second time that day he was on his knees in front of her and somehow he had the feeling that this time it was for a longer time."Haha, that's an obedient puppy", she said to Luisa. "Who trained him so well? I don't have much work left."...

Hear ye, hear ye! Do princesses use the potty? Well, of course they do! Written and illustrated by Jennifer Williams-Cordova -- co-creator of the Indy, Oh Indy series -- Potty Like a Princess charms little ones and their parents alike. Kids will be enchanted to learn that even partying princesses in faraway lands take potty breaks! This toilet time tale sets the regal stage for proper potty etiquette and rolls out the red carpet for "throne-training." Soon enough, princesses everywhere will live happily -- and diaper-free -- ever after ...