Lazy Ass Cats

Trouble in Purradise? Having a catastrophic day? Unwind with the Lazy-Ass Cats Coloring Book. Whip out your colored pencilsforty clever coloring pages are ready for your artistic touch. Haven't tried coloring? You have got to be kitten me. A hilarious gift for coloring enthusiasts, cat lovers, and even people who don't know they like to color yet, the book features single-sided pages on crisp, quality paper.

Responsible for getting rid of a mouse in the garden, this lazy cat makes a deal with the mouse that satisfies both.

Doodle Dog is a very good friend to Lazy Cat, but Lazy Cat isn�t always such a good friend back. In fact, he is SO lazy, he has Doodle Dog running errands for him ALL DAY LONG. It�s time for a dog to make a stand� Living with a lazy cat is a dogs life! This hilarious picture book is a fun exploration of the themes of friendship and giving.

This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.

Readers have followed New York Times bestselling author Jen Lancaster through job loss, sucky city living, weight loss attempts, and 1980s nostalgia. Now, in this bitter and witty memoir, Jen chronicles her efforts to achieve cultural enlightenment, with some hilarious missteps and genuine moments of inspiration along the way. Jen uses any means necessary on her quest to better herself: reading canonical literature, viewing classic films, attending the opera, researching artisan cheeses, and even enrolling in etiquette classes to improve her social graces. In Jen’s corner is a crack team of experts, including Page Six socialites, gourmet chefs, an opera aficionado, and a master sommelier. She may discover that well-regarded, high-priced stinky cheese tastes exactly as bad as it smells, and that her love for Kraft American Singles is forever. But one thing’s for certain: Eliza Doolittle’s got nothing on Jen Lancaster—and failure is an option.

Everyone on the farm was always busy except the lazy cat, so Farmer Fullbarn decides to get rid of him.

This one is the book for kids the cat one with. Занимательная книга в стихах для детей на английском про умного кота.

The Butt Hello: And Other Ways My Cats Drive Me Crazy is a hilarious and insightful look at our furry friend's often bizarre behavior. Featuring the whimsical illustrations of author Ted Meyer, the book examines a wide range of offbeat feline idiosyncracies and characteristics. Cat lovers--and even those who dislike cats--will gleefully recognize the habits and demeanor that have endeared felines to their owners for ages. Anyone who has ever been the beneficiary of midnight toe attacks, fishy tuna breath, or a "butt hello" will recognize their own surly little furball in this original collection of cat-centric observations.

Looking for Cat Butts: A Coloring Book?? Check out this fascinating release. Cat Butt Coloring Book is full of hilarious cat butt coloring scenes and Filled with humor , fun and relaxation .This book is for all cat lovers .so go on a funny journey with cats for several wonderful places on land ,sea and air . you will see lazy , naughty ,kind and cute cats . so Help cat lovers to do another activity instead of sitting lazy on the computer, television or the phone making them enjoy coloring these cute, fascinating and hilarious pictures! it is a funny secret Santa present , for your Christmas, birthday and holiday celebrations! get it for you to move your tired-ass away from online apps. Each illustration is printed on a single sided sheet with the reverse left blank to prevent bleed through no matter what tool you decided to use! You can color your favorite pages, tear them out and display them proudly on your house wall for all to see. so buy this butt coloring book and put your crayons on these cats