Funnies From The Morgue

If you like the humor of the old EC comics "Tales From The Crypt ", you'll thoroughly enjoy Mark Cline's 102 page fully illustrated "Funnies From The Morgue". There are 11 individual stories beautifully written and illustrated by famed entertainer and theme park attraction builder Mark Cline, also known as "The Barnum of the Blue Ridge". Included also is a bonus thriller by his older brother Steven Cline. A maniacal milk man chases the morning paper boy. A plumber hopelessly falls in love with a turd told in tragic Shakespearean fashion. A near sighted vampire and his rat are buried in the rubble of the 1906 San Francisco earthquake. There are giant tape worms, one and a half headed aliens, a zombie superhero with ADHD, Van Gogh as a tormented werewolf-even Bigfoot as well as the Devil as an exorcise equipment salesman. There are lots more monsters to entertain you in this twisted collection of bizarre tales of love, loss and revenge!"

Did you hear the one about the grandmother who fell into the baptistery while observing her granddaughter's baptism? What about the coach who shot an armadillo tearing up the turf, only to find out he'd blasted a football? Sit back and enjoy this collection of funny snippets from everyday life, from church to fishing trips to sports. The gentle humor will remind you of your own family stories and people you know, from the little girl who blurts out the news about her mother's pregnancy during a church service to the woman who buys a donkey and drives him home in the backseat of her Fiat. Charles H. Jones and Mary Crisp have captured the lighter side of life in these true anecdotes, and they encourage everyone to have a laugh along with them. Whether at work, officiating at a basketball game, or teaching school, you'll see that people get themselves into all kinds of situations on the journey from birth to the grave. Even if you don't have a cow speak up at your wedding, as happened to one young couple, you'll soon find a new appreciation for the humor in your own life!

Inspired by the works of Dashiell Hammett, No Room at the Morgue is Jean-Patrick Manchette's unparalleled take on the private eye novel — fierce, politically inflected, and finely rendered by the haunting, pitch-black prose for which the author is famed. No Room at the Morgue came out after Jean-Patrick Manchette had transformed French crime fiction with such brilliantly plotted, politically charged, unrelentingly violent tales as Nada and The Mad and the Bad. Here, inspired by his love of Dashiell Hammett, Manchette introduces Eugene Tarpon, private eye, a sometime cop who has set up shop after being kicked off the force for accidentally killing a political demonstrator. Months have passed, and Tarpon desultorily tries to keep in shape while drinking all the time. No one has shown up at the door of his office in the midst of the market district of Les Halles. Then the bell rings and a beautiful woman bursts in, her hands dripping blood. It’s Memphis Charles, her roommate’s throat has been cut, and Memphis can’t go to the police because they’ll only suspect her. Can Tarpon help? Well, somehow he can’t help trying. Soon bodies mount, and the craziness only grows.

A look inside the world of forensics examines the use of human cadavers in a wide range of endeavors, including research into new surgical procedures, space exploration, and a Tennessee human decay research facility.

Bob Howard, geekish demonology hacker extraordinaire for "The Laundry," must stop ruthless billionaire Ellis Billington from unleashing an eldritch horror, codenamed "Jennifer Morgue," from the ocean's depths for the purpose of ruling the world...

♦ 6" x 9" Paperback ♦ 150 Lined pages ♦ Matte finish / soft cover Great gift idea for a Mortician, Forensic Pathologist, Coroner or autopsy tech with a sense of humor. This blank lined journal or diary with funny saying is a perfect place to journal your thoughts and experiences working in the city morgue or funeral industry.

'Her detective novels are hilarious - less about detecting than delighting, with absurd farce and a wonderful turn of phrase . . . Nancy Spain was bold, she was brave, she was funny, she was feisty. I owe her a great deal' Sandi Toksvig When Prince Charming is murdered and the principal dancer hits the bottle, amateur sleuths Miriam Birdseye and Natasha Nevkorina come to the rescue. Sacrificing their Christmas plans for the sake of art and detecting, they join the pantomime. As ex-thespians, they know the show must go on - though the cast shrinks with each rehearsal. Can the indomitable detective duo discover the murderer before the final curtain falls? Fast paced and festive, this comic crime classic from Nancy Spain will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Eighteen-year-old Christopher, who plans to be a spy, learns of a murder cover-up through his summer job as a morgue assistant and teams up with Tina, a gorgeous newspaper reporter, to investigate, despite great danger.

An average working guy wanted a career change. When he applied for--and then got--a job he didn't think he was qualified for, he found a lot more than a new paycheck. Inspired by author Lance Anderson's own years working in a medical examiner's office and as a paranormal investigator, Life in the Morgue is not a typical murder mystery, romance, or even crime drama. The novel is focused on the people who work in the morgue, offering readers stories that are at times funny, at times sad, and always intriguing.