Captain Funny Pants Presents Clever Jokes For Clever Kids

Captain Funny Pants Presents Clever Jokes for Clever Kids is great fun for all ages! This book has knock-knock jokes that will knock your socks off! Delight your friends with witty one-liners, and make those long road trips a blast. There are also great illustrations to keep your early readers engaged. Clever Jokes for Clever Kids is a collection of stellar jokes for kids of all ages that is sure to entertain. "Shaking hands with pirates is amazing. Try it once and you’ll be hooked!" -Captain Funny Pants Q: Do you know why horse-food stores are so bad at taking criticism? A: They hate getting any kind of feed back! Q: What do you call a steak that’s just returned from finishing school? A: Well seasoned! Punchline Press is dedicated to artisanal production of cleverness. We deliver only the finest jokes.

Does your child love to be silly? Do they like to tell hilarious jokes? We invite you to arm them with the funniest riddles, jokes, and tongue twisters around. All of our jokes, riddles and tongue twisters were written for children aged 5-10. ***Buyer Beware*** Your kids will be telling these jokes over and over and think they are a miniature Richard Pryor or Jim Carrey

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Professor Pippy P. (Pee-Pee) Poopypants is a brilliant scientist, but his ridiculous name means no one takes his fantastic inventions seriously. And now he's on the rampage! He's armed with fiendish inventions Shrinky-Pig 2000 and the terrible Gerbil Jogger 2000. Can Captain Underpants stop him?

800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!

George and Harold have to figure out how to fix history in the tenth book in this #1 New York Times bestselling series by Dav Pilkey, the author and illustrator of Dog Man! George and Harold have been turned into evil zombie nerds doomed to roam a devastated, postapocalyptic planet for all eternity! Unfortunately, the boys can't count on Captain Underpants for help because Tippy Tinkletrousers and his time-traveling hijinks prevented George and Harold from creating him in the first place! With Tippy having changed the course of human history forever, George and Harold will have to figure out a way to change it back!

Harold and George's crazy creation is back — in an adventure that's WEDGIER than ever! He defeated Dr Nappy. He terminated the talking toilets. But is Captain Underpants ready for three massive, tentacled space aliens (in disguise)? Has he met his match in the Giant Man-Eating Dandelion of Doom...?

Introduces the wacky world of wordplay with puns, spoonerisms, games of word substitution, and more.