Worlds Greatest Golf Jokes

Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.

Book of golf jokes and golf humor. A COLLECTION of hilarious golf jokes, quips, quotes, one liners, and stories from pros to hackers, duffers and caddies and people that don't even play golf, this book is sure to suit any golfer from tee to green. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations. From a duck hook to slicing a banana off the tee, hacking your way down the fairway or putting your ball back off the green you don't have to wait until the 19th hole to crack a chuckle just to remind golfers, sometimes, not to take the game too seriously. A strategically place joke can make more difference to the game than a dozen mulligan's. There's enough material in this authors 3+ book series to give every golfer the chance to laugh off those double-bogeys and three putts. This Collection of Golf Jokes & Quotes, Fairway Wisdom with Hundreds of Illustrations makes this a perfect gift for all golf fans whether they are players or not. Put away the scorecards and get ready for eighteen holes of laughter from the links, reflections from the back nine and long after you finally make it to the 19th hole. This book is a must for anyone that plays the game, whether they play it well or not.

God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golf game?" Second Golfer: "Not so good. It seems the older I get, the better I used to be!" Whether you're slicing your way through the fairway or chipping up enough dirt to build an in-ground pool, there's nothing like a good golf joke to keep a duffer from taking the game too seriously (you know who you are). This riotous collection contains enough material for you and your fellow golfers to laugh your way to the 19th hole, game after game. Two golfer and their caddies were out on the course one day. By the fifteenth hole one of the golfers had blown so many putts he went berserk. He started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a mighty toss, threw it at the water hazard forty yards away. One caddy turned to the other and said, "Five bucks says he misses the water!" For anyone with a sense of humor, even those who think that golf and golfers are best left to America's Funniest Home Videos, 501 Golf Jokes will always make a hold-in-one at parties, at the office, at any occasion. Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes on the holiday bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's A Wonderful Life" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his own public relations firm and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.