Tooth Poop

Tooth Poop was written by a general dentist to teach kids, in kid terms, why they should care for their teeth. This is a true story! The main character, young Danny, is forced to confront the distasteful truth about how we all get cavities. Told with light-hearted wit and brutal honesty, Tooth Poop will have every kid laughing out loud and then racing to the bathroom to brush and floss!!! Do you want to motivate your kids to brush and floss their teeth?

Have you been looking for a great way to motivate your child to brush and floss better? This book will get them to do just that! It tells them a story in terms they can understand! Kids love gross things! When they read this book, the words and images will be retained by them for a long time! They will actually want to brush and floss after reading about what plaque and tartar actually is and all of the bad side effects of not removing it! If your child ever starts slacking with their home care, simply remind them of this book and they will get right back on track! Buying this book is such a small investment with big returns in helping kids to get and stay healthy!

The My Healthy Habits series provides the earliest of readers a foundation in developing healthy habits. Brush Your Teeth explores the importance of good dental hygiene in a simple, engaging way that will help readers develop word recognition and reading skills. Each book in this series includes a table of contents, glossary, index, and an author biography.

Everything I Know About Poop gives parents an innovative and fun way to help their toddlers achieve toilet-training success, especially the stubborn ones. It uses a hilarious story and charming drawings to engage kids and help them understand, verbalize and accept that people need to poop, animals need to poop, we all need to poop!

What animal would you be if a few of your teeth grew so long that they stuck out of your mouth even when it was closed? What would you be if your top canine teeth grew almost all the way down to your feet? This picture book will keep you guessing as you read about how human teeth are like—and unlike—those of other animals.

The bestselling authors of What’s Your Poo Telling You? focus their expertise on diaper deposits. Babies poop, but—unlike infants themselves—those bowel movements can speak volumes about the baby’s health. In the tradition of their more than 500,000-copy bestseller What’s Your Poo Telling You? Josh Richman and Dr. Anish Sheth use humor and fascinating insights to help decipher babies’ digestive quirks, covering everything from the womb to potty training, including: Black is the norm for a newborn’s poop, and yellow, seedy poop is a result of breast-feeding. Why it is a good (and bad) idea to let your kid walk around without a diaper. Milk doesn’t always do a body good. In fact, there is such a thing as too much milk. How to deal with “the dreaded Poonami.” Special “survival tips” to help new parents get through the barrage of bodily waste coming their way. A four-color “Poo Poo Platter” palette on the endpapers for easy reference New and expecting parents everywhere will be consulting What’s Your Baby’s Poo Telling You? before they toss those dirty diapers.

"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

Only the merest façade of normalcy cloaks the town of Smithville. Underneath lies a cauldron of grisly characters and grim possibilities, especially for the children of the Mark family who just moved to town. Talon, the clever 5th grader, is deeply embroiled in a plot to uncover the secret of the nefarious fifth grade teacher bent on his destruction. Join him and his unusual, yet oddly familiar batch of new friends as they deal with the infamous Mr. Eet.

Kids love stuff that's gross. From the liquids, solids, and gases--especially the gases!--or their own bodies to the creepy, crawly, slimy, slithery, fetid, and feculent phenomena in the world at large, kids with a curious bent just can't get enough. Oh, Yuck! The Encyclopedia of Everything Nasty brings together, in one book, all the good things about some of the baddest things on Earth. Exhaustively researched and impeccably scientific, yet written with a lively lack of earnestness, Oh, Yuck! is an ants to zits encyclopedic compendium covering people, animals, insects, plants, foods, and more. Here are vampire bats, which sip blood and pee at the same time so that they'll always be light enough to fly away; and slime eels, wreathed in mucus and eating fellow fish from the inside out. Oh, Yuck! explains why vomit smells; where dandruff comes from; what pus is all about; and why maggots adore rotting meant. Other features include gross recipes, putrid projects, 10 foods that make you airborne, and more. With hundreds of cartoon illustrations and real-life photographs, Oh, Yuck! is the complete guide to the irresistible--at least to an 8-to-12 year old--underbelly of life.

52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.