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“Will have you in hysterics over truly epic Tinder fails . . . it captures real life conversations potential couples have exchanged over the app.” —Spy Tinder Nightmares is a hilarious look at some of the most epic fails of the often racy, always ridiculous, “romantic” exchanges on Tinder. The Instagram account of the same name has skyrocketed to popularity for its captivating—and sometimes titillating—ability to capture the real-life conversations between people who are looking to connect with that special someone. Tinder Nightmares is organized by theme, with chapters such as Bad English, Broetry, Strange Requests, Sneak Attacks, and more. This book explores everything from pickup lines to breakups, and all the moments that come in between. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who has ever suffered through online dating. Praise for the Tinder Nightmares Instagram account “Taking submissions from womankind worldwide, the account posts the funniest and most tragic lines, which serve to make us simultaneously jubilant with comfort that others out there are enduring the same terror, and weepy at our complete loss of faith in humanity.” —Cosmopolitan “So, for anyone who has ever had a nightmarish experience on Tinder, Tinder Nightmares is here to remind you that you’re not alone. Because when life gives you innocuously bizarre Tinder messages, make jokes.” —HuffPost

A young soldier, a captive princess, witches, wolves and Death walk hand in hand in COSTA AWARD winner Sally Gardner's gothic retelling of Hans Christian Andersen's THE TINDERBOX. Otto Hundebiss is tired of war, but when he defies Death he walks a dangerous path. A half-beast half-man gives him shoes and dice, which will lead him deep into a web of dark magic and mystery. He meets the beautiful Safire - pure of heart and spirit, the scheming Mistress Jabber and the terrifying Lady of the Nail. He learns the powers of the tinderbox and the wolves whose master he becomes. But will all the riches in the world bring him the thing he most desires? Fairy tales are often the cruellest stories of all; this spellbinding book tells of both great love and great loss. Beautifully illustrated by David Roberts. Shortlisted for the CILIP Carnegie Medal 2015 and the Kate Greenaway Medal 2015.

Tinder Translator is your hilarious and empowering feminist companion to the world of online dating apps, the patriarchy and self-love from Aileen Barratt of @TinderTranslators. Ten years after the introduction of Tinder, dating apps have changed the terrain of human interaction and healthy relationships, but many feel like they’ve been sent into the wilderness without a guide. For those dating cis-het men especially, the blatant misogyny encountered during every swipe session is depressing and enraging in equal measure. And then there is the not-so-blatant stuff. Scrolling through profile after profile, you’ll see the same stock phrases: Good vibes only. Must have banter. Just ask. But what do they actually mean? Through her Instagram account, Aileen has heard from thousands of people on their dating experiences, in addition to her own years spent on dating apps. This dictionary of douchebaggery is part reference, part rant and part rallying cry for anyone navigating the sometimes gross and exhausting experience of dating, but also just for everyone who is sick of the patriarchy, whatever their relationship status. A fun small hardback, Tinder Translator is the perfect gift for friends (or for yourself) – whether they're dating or not. It will make you laugh, sigh, think, and leave you feeling empowered and resilient.

You're about to discover a proven strategy for how to have success on Tinder. Millions of people have joined the dating app bandwagon but have not been able to find any success. Most people realize how much of a problem their dating life has become, but are unable to change their situation, simply because they've had the wrong mindset for so long. The truth is, if you are suffering from a lack of dating success and haven't been able to overcome it, it's because you are lacking an effective strategy and understanding of how to set the odds in your favor. This book goes into the facts about online dating and dating apps, how to use Tinder effectively, the challenges you will face, and the pros and cons of using this revolutionary app in your daily life. We will also go over the mindset that you should proceed with and a step-by-step strategy that will help you meet people you actually WANT to meet!

This Is The Ultimate Guide to Getting Girls on Any Dating App Need some help getting girls on Tinder, Bumble, or another dating app you're using? I'm here to help! Hi, my name is Zac Miller, and I've come up with a guide that will get your the matches, responses, and dates so you can finally find the girl of your dreams! We start at the beginning with fine tuning your profile, going over case studies on the perfect photos to employ to increase your matches. We then go over what and when to message girls so they want to talk to you. We go over how to get their number and Snapchat, and ultimately how to get them out onto a date. I even show you what to do after the date! Everything you need is included in this book! Here's What You'll Learn In This Book: Why meeting girls on dating apps makes dating a much easier, more enjoyable experience than going to a bar or club. (Page 5) Inexpensive ways to immediately improve your appearance. (Page 10) The most attractive male body type females are attracted to (hint: it's not abs). (Page 12) A major college study found doing this one thing in your photo makes you appear more attractive to females (Page 14) Many men make this mistake, which makes them appear uncertain and fearful in their photos. (Page 15) A website where others can judge your photos, so you have the best ones displayed on your profile. (Page 18) Don't put any of these in your bio or risk alienating potential matches. (Page 19) 5 ways to increase the number of matches you are currently getting. (Page 24) Should you use super likes? (Page 25) The many types of girls and guys found on Tinder (and other dating apps) and the one type of guy who girls are most drawn to. (Page 29) The reasons most guys don't do well on Tinder (Page 35) The two qualities which attract partners to each other (Page 37) Tips for sending the first message, as well as a list of 80 message openers you can immediately start using. (Page 39) What is the dating app staircase? (Page 44) How to easily keep quality conversations going with girls. (Page 45) The #1 thing girls like to talk about which releases "feel good" chemicals in their brain. (Page 46) How to ask for her Snapchat ID or phone number. (Page 49) Indicators which show she is interested in you. (Page 51) How to ask for the date. (Page 54) What to do if she says "maybe" or "no" to the date. (Page 55) Post date messages. (Page 58) And so much more! As a FREE bonus, only for book buyers, you'll receive my special report titled Subconscious Attraction, which includes 3 subconscious techniques that attract females. This report is not available to the public; it exists solely as a "thank you" to buyers of this book. If you'd like to get more matches with more girls... buy this book. If you'd like to learn conversation tactics which keeps girls interested in you... buy this book. If you'd like to learn how to get hot, single girls out on dates from any dating app you have on your phone... buy this book. What are you waiting for? Click the "Buy Now" button at the top of this page and get your copy of MATCHED NOW!

The internet is completely dominated by the dating app; Tinder. There are possibilities that if you are single you are on it; you might be married but has used the programme to help your friends to find potential dates. Research has shown that Tinder currently has 50 million active users; they check their account at least eleven (11) times per day and another 90 minutes on the app.

Latest stats show that for every girl on Tinder...there are 6 men! You need to know how to stand out from the crowd, how to properly work the app and quickly achieve what you want! New York Times best selling author Chris Hemswith brings you his latest book and the first ever specific book to assist guys on Tinder. How to achieve your goals (hookups, casual dating and relationships) without being a d*ck! No pathetic scammy techniques here to cheat women, just proper practical advice garnered from actual research. Here's a preview of what you'll learn when you buy this book: Using Tinder To Win How Tinder Really Works Profile Setup - The Part Most Guys Mess Up! Writing The Perfect Bio The Factor That Will Make or Break You It's A Match - Now The Real Work Begins How To Progress The Chat Beyond Tinder Meeting In Person - Making It Happen & Doing It Right and much much more. What other people are saying: "We loved this book and personally it came along at the right time for me. I owe this book a lot!" Colin Walker, Huffington Post "Actual advice that helped me and several friends. No BS, no trying to cheat women with awful traps just proper practical advice to up your dating game!" Book Of The Month May 2016, GQ Magazine "A rare find - a book full of practical advice that actually works and not the usual endless nonsense!" Jason Crowe, Chicago Tribune Updated 2016 Edition Available in Kindle, Print and Audiobook formats.

"The Story of a Tinder-box, penned by Charles Meymott Tidy, delves into the fascinating history and significance of a seemingly ordinary object. Tidy's narrative skillfully weaves together historical anecdotes and insights, transforming the tinder-box into a symbol of innovation and societal progress. This book serves as a captivating exploration of the ordinary artifacts that shape our lives and collective memory."

The Message Game is about many things. It's not just a dating guide for men to get dates quickly and efficiently through dating apps like Tinder, or social media. It's about becoming a good communicator, knowing how to lead conversations and being able to set up genuinely fun activities that maximize your sexual results and relationships. With hundreds of analyzed screenshots collected from dedicated Message Game followers and Ice White himself, this is a visual guide with real stories of sex and adventures, and real conversations that have provided an understanding of successes and failures. All the learning has been done for you and compiled into a structured guide that can answer all your possible questions. From maximizing how many contacts and phone numbers you get to setting up dates quickly, from getting dates to getting laid, and from logistics to escalation. The book also features special sections that are especially useful, such as: The Situation Index - A table of common situations with references to every single page that has explained or showed the given situation. She isn't responding? She doesn't want anything serious? She says she is busy? She is only visiting your town or city? She thinks you just want sex? Whatever it is, we have the pages. Frequently Asked Questions - A summary of many common questions, such as how long you should wait to reply, how iften you should message someone, if you should use Tinder superlikes, if you should swipe a certain way on Tinder, and SO MUCH MORE. Without hesitation, this book is your own personal guide to getting the dates you want as frequently as possible.