The Adventures Of A Real Life Cable Guy

Growing up, author Dan Armstrong dreamed of becoming an FBI agent or a police officer. He hadn't considered working as a cable guy. He didn't know it was a profession. But when he was twenty years old, Armstrong began working for his local cable television company and hasn't looked back. In The Adventures of a Real-Life Cable Guy, Armstrong recounts his experiences with dozens of characters, stories gathered during his thirty-year career-from the hilarious and the horrifying to the happy and the heartbreaking. He's serviced a million-dollar mansion and a five-hundred dollar trailer on the same day. He's been in homes where the cats outnumbered the humans. He's saved a man's life. And he was the last to see someone alive. Praise for The Adventures of a Real-Life Cable Guy "It's always fun to read the insights into other worlds where we will never travel. Reading The Adventures of a Real-Life Cable Guy is a great collection of humorous and fun stories ..." -Ron White, Two-Time USA Memory Champion

Chock-Full of Straight Talk About America. . . And Some Jokes, Too! Larry the Cable Guy on . . . NASCAR: It’s a lotta good old-fashioned fun started by a buncha moonshiners. Just seein’ all the ZZ Top–lookin’ folks drinkin’ beer, havin’ a good time, and not givin’ a darn is awesome. And that’s just the women! Dieting: I once went on the “liquid diet.” I was supposed to drink nothin’ but liquids for a week. But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, I’ll never drink it again. Why his catchphrase “git-r-done” is better than other catchphrases: Ya can’t be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher “Bounty is the quicker picker-upper!!” It makes no sense. But you could yell “Git-r-done” and everyone would know what you meant. The red state–blue state divide: Is Dr. Seuss runnin’ the government? Larry’s mom on Larry’s book: “There’s really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.” —Larry’s mom Also available as an eBook.

This book series spans on FAITH, epoch times of events as each book generates of humanities greatest faults and our virtues. Never before has a young Christian surrounded by influence of the dark forces living within the shadows of each corners of our world with an epiphany life changing moments growing into adulthood learning to be a Man of God, Along the way making new friendships and meeting valued opportunities taking chances that could risk his own life. When I came to an understanding the way of life or one per say would say how the universe works literally it was an aha moment ordeal that did involve me dropping to my knees praying to the lord for gratitude and wisdom. It was to raw and beyond to scream at the top of my lungs on the tallest mountain, hopefully the reader can decide from this book, what is truly dark and what is light? As world events keeps turning upside down there is always appreciation in every gloom of darkness that can be a ray of light for hope in our darkest times. Been a fan of multiple books and writers one being in the six grade falling in love with the hobbit/LOTR by J. R. R. Tolkien to reading throughout high school on JK Rowling's Harry Potter with a splash of my classic childhood magic memories into a blender along with history and all-time favorites such as the Matrix and Men in Black would be a fictional book straight out from the backyard of Austin Texas if you haven't heard the saying, "Keep Austin Weird," Most and importantly I wanted my nephew, nieces and cousins to smile and laugh along the way within their own epic adventures of how beautiful our world that it truly is. Michael Angel Ruiz is an actual Texan from San Angelo, and a real cable guy in Austin Texas, a dreamer, a writer, and an author of his first new novel Epic Adventures of Cableguy. On my free time you'll find me reading the next exciting story about secret knowledge and history unfolding that always draws my curiosity to the extreme. what inspired me to write a book is genuine thought, to express freedom to value critical thinking starting with fresh young minds and polishing up on the next novel book. www.facebook.com/EpicAdventureofaCableguy/

Our lives are full of ups and downs and require us to call on our faith to see us through. My Angel Was the Cable Guy is the story of one mom's, wife's, and cancer survivor's journey and how her faith in God was the anchor that held her and her family fast during it all. Through her story, Lynne Poole shows us how God's answers often come from unexpected places.

As Kay Hoflander personally knows, Baby Boomers are a generation all of their own. From having parents known as the "Greatest Generation" to witnessing the moon landing and ushering in the digital age, this generation has experienced it all. This collection columns are a compilation of the musings and adventures she has experienced as a Baby Boomer in a world more virtual than reality. The humorous and whimsical approach she brings to life leads readers to reminisce the writings of Erma Bombeck. Tackling everything from aging to "going viral", her columns remind us not to take life too seriously and maintain focus on the things that really matter. Join Kay Hoflander on a honest and refreshing look back on the experiences of this unique generation and the challenges of aging digital.

(Applause Books). For decades, Screen World has been the film professional's, as well as the film buff's, favorite and indispensable annual screen resource, full of all the necessary statistics and facts. Now Screen World editor Barry Monush has compiled another comprehensive work for every film lover's library. In the first of two volumes, this book chronicles the careers of every significant film actor, from the earliest silent screen stars Chaplin, Pickford, Fairbanks to the mid-1960s, when the old studio and star systems came crashing down. Each listing includes: a brief biography, photos from the famed Screen World archives, with many rare shots; vital statistics; a comprehensive filmography; and an informed, entertaining assessment of each actor's contributions good or bad! In addition to every major player, Monush includes the legions of unjustly neglected troupers of yesteryear. The result is a rarity: an invaluable reference tool that's as much fun to read as a scandal sheet. It pulsates with all the scandal, glamour, oddity and glory that was the lifeblood of its subjects. Contains over 1,000 photos!

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