Stick a Geranium in Your Hat and Be Happy

Stick a Geranium in Your Hat and Be Happy
Author: Barbara Johnson
Publisher: HarperChristian + ORM
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2004-03-01
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 1418518883


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Boomerang blessings. That's what Barbara Johnson calls the encouraging feedback she has received over the years from readers whose lives have been impacted by the message of this million-copy bestseller. If you need a fresh breath of joy in your life, this book is just the prescription for you. With the wit of an Erma Bombeck, Barbara Johnson helps you to look for "life's little sparkles," even in the midst of your most crippling sorrows. No stranger to suffering herself, Barbara's experiences have equipped her with the credentials to help others work through their own suffering. In spite of her difficulties, Barbara has learned that while pain is inevitable to us all, we can choose to pick the flowers instead of the weeds. Barbara will teach you how to release that bubble of joy within you?to claim God's promise to "fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy." ?Job 8:21 (TLB)

Humor Me

Humor Me
Author: Barbara Johnson
Publisher: HarperChristian + ORM
Total Pages: 95
Release: 2009-03-15
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1418515809


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Join the Queen of Encouragement for a lap around the laugh track! Laughing is Barbara Johnson's favorite aerobic exercise, and Humor Me is a zany collection of her heartiest laugh-filled workouts. Its pages bubble over with fun poked at some of the most laughable things in God's creation: the wonders of womanhood, the thrill and terror of child rearing, the Catch-22 of aging, the mirthful mysteries of men, and that hilarious show-stopper: death. This little book is a big gift for anyone who loves to laugh?or needs to laugh. If you've hit a pothole that has knocked the joy right out of your life, Barbara's favorite gigglers can realign your sense of humor, energize your joy level, and shine a beam of fun-light into your heart.

Plant a Geranium in Your Cranium

Plant a Geranium in Your Cranium
Author: Barbara Johnson
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 172
Release: 2002
Genre: Education
ISBN: 9780849937859


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The bestselling humorist is getting back to her roots in this candid look at life and discovering joy in the midst of trials. Using excerpts from inspiring articles and extraordinary letters from her mailbag, Johnson presents one big package of humor, comfort and encouragement that her beloved audiences have come to expect.

Stick a Geranium in Your Hat and be Happy

Stick a Geranium in Your Hat and be Happy
Author: Barbara Johnson
Publisher: W Publishing Group
Total Pages: 79
Release: 1993
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780849950261


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Life isn't always what you want, but it's what you've got, so stick a geranium in your hat and be happy! Humorist Barbara Johnson has healing words for people who carry pain and guilt.

Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends, He's Gonna Toot And I'm Gonna Scoot, and Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death

Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends, He's Gonna Toot And I'm Gonna Scoot, and Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death
Author: Barbara Johnson
Publisher: HarperChristian + ORM
Total Pages: 545
Release: 2000-03-19
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1418516112


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Grab your giggle box! Here comes Barbara Johnson with another helping heap of joy for women of all ages, aches, and "architecture." Author Barbara Johnson's encouraging book about a woman's adventures in aging, Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death, became the number-one best-selling paperback in the Christian market for the year in which it was published. Soon hordes of happy readers were flooding Barbara's mailbox with their own favorite jokes, touching stories, and hilarious tales of female misadventures. Now Barb has packed that amazing collection of wacky wit into this boisterously funny new book that's full of "laff leaks" about every stage of a woman's life?from diapers to dentures. No matter what stage of the "hormonal cesspool" you're splashing through, there's something here to touch your heart. You'll love Barb's quirky empty-nest de-cluttering strategies, her joyful insights on stress-soothing, husband-handling, kid-corralling, and parent-parenting in chapters like these: Having a Baby Is Like Writing a Book?Lots of Whining, Begging, and Pushing Who Are These Kids, and Why Are They Calling Me Mom? I Finally Got My Head Together?Then My Body Fell Apart We Started Out With Nothing?and Still Have Most of It Left Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends is a heart-warming ride over the waves of humor in God's endless sea of love.

Splashes of Joy in the Cesspools of Life

Splashes of Joy in the Cesspools of Life
Author: Barbara Johnson
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 204
Release: 1992-02-07
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1418565822


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Barbara Johnson's approach to life is positive, uplifting, theraputic, and fun. But Barbara is far from being a cockeyed optimist, blind to life's grief and disappointment. In fact, her entire ministry of joy and encouragement began in the "slimy cesspool" of her own pain. And that's why her laughter is so infectious and her wisdom rings so true in this joy-giving book, which offers giggles and guidance to help you: shore up sinking self-esteem reach the other side of your grief weather your stress and get rid of your guilt restore the joys of motherhood sustain an effective prayer life make peace with aging and go for healthy maturity "Almost everyone needs a splash of joy to get through the mess, to get cleaned off and get sweetened up, refreshed and ready to go again," Barbara Johnson says. With short chapters intended to be read in one sitting-plus a collection of quips and quotes at the close of each chapter-Splashes of Joy offers invigorating encouragment and a gentle reminder to spread joy into the lives of others as well. Splashes of Joy in the Cesspools of Life is now available in value-priced paperback as part of the "Nelson Values" program -- a one-time-only, one-order-only bargain price ($7.97) on some of our best-selling and most exciting titles!

He's Gonna Toot and I'm Gonna Scoot

He's Gonna Toot and I'm Gonna Scoot
Author: Barbara Johnson
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2008-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780785296492


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Sharing outrageous humor, rib-tickling insights and inspiring, real-life examples, Barbara Johnson shows readers how to put life's trails into heavenly perspective. While we wait on Gabriel's horn to sound, Barbara gives women an external telescope with which to view their often difficult world.

Fresh Elastic for Stretched Out Moms

Fresh Elastic for Stretched Out Moms
Author: Barbara Johnson
Publisher: Fleming H Revell Company
Total Pages: 384
Release: 1995-07-01
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 9780800771454


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Humor Me, I'm Over the Hill

Humor Me, I'm Over the Hill
Author: Barbara Johnson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 98
Release: 2007
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9780849902895


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A delightful reminder to age gleefully while living life to the fullest. "They say the best way to grow old is not to be in a hurry about it, and Lord knows, I've put it off for as long as I could." says humorist and encourager Barbara Johnson. But old age happens...with little or no effort on our part. If you're alive, you're getting older! In this third book in the Humor Me series, readers will find hilarious ways to age both ferociously and joyfully. Created especially for those who are young at heart but slightly older in other places.