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Author | : Tucker Max |
Publisher | : Blue Heeler Books |
Total Pages | : 279 |
Release | : 2012-02-07 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1619610019 |
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Tucker Max's books-I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues-are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They've sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success. As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest," and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like a book version of Deleted Scenes. Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don't suck. So enjoy.
Author | : Bob Benson |
Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
Total Pages | : 197 |
Release | : 2013-06-21 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1483655946 |
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A teen sex story without the teens or the gratuitous pool scene. A coming of age story now worrying about the expiration date more than the legal age. A once in a lifetime chance to make a second impression on your first loves. A Professor at a community college, a failed writer, a love refugee, 53 year old Dr. Tom Dawson gets a second chance at the dream. Would it even matter? This time even the cops would be called. Things and people change. It could be a sex comedy with a few shades of gray. It could just be a wild interlude preceding a boring retirement.
Author | : Bill Plympton |
Publisher | : Plymptoons Publishing |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2003-02-15 |
Genre | : American wit and humor, Pictorial |
ISBN | : 9780965207546 |
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A collection of humorous cartoons by illustrator Bill Plympton.
Author | : Megan McCafferty |
Publisher | : Broadway Books |
Total Pages | : 306 |
Release | : 2001 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0609807900 |
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Devastated when her best friend moves away, sixteen-year-old Jessica Darling feels isolated at school and at home, as she struggles to deal with her father's obsession with her track meets, her boy-crazy peers, and her own nonexistent love life.
Author | : Michael Kornbluth |
Publisher | : Michael Kornbluth |
Total Pages | : 96 |
Release | : 2024-06-22 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : |
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Sloppy Second Stories is a collection of really short funny stories that don't suck.
Author | : Tucker Max |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 595 |
Release | : 2012-02-07 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1451669054 |
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The New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First delivers a new collection of thirty 100% true, 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess. Another installment in Tucker Max's series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, “My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole,” and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here. But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang—literally and figuratively. In this book, you’ll learn: * How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School * Why Halloween is really awesome * How to subtly torture a highstrung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment * What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth * Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van As we've come to learn from Tucker, assholes do finish first...but everything comes with a price.
Author | : Tucker Max |
Publisher | : Citadel |
Total Pages | : 537 |
Release | : 2012-03-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0806535938 |
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The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
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Total Pages | : 76 |
Release | : 1996-12 |
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Smart. Funny. Fearless."It's pretty safe to say that Spy was the most influential magazine of the 1980s. It might have remade New York's cultural landscape; it definitely changed the whole tone of magazine journalism. It was cruel, brilliant, beautifully written and perfectly designed, and feared by all. There's no magazine I know of that's so continually referenced, held up as a benchmark, and whose demise is so lamented" --Dave Eggers. "It's a piece of garbage" --Donald Trump.
Author | : Kaavya Viswanathan |
Publisher | : Little Brown & Company |
Total Pages | : 314 |
Release | : 2006 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780316059886 |
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Offered a second chance at getting into Harvard when the dean urges her to prove she is capable of having fun as well as overachieving academically, Opal takes calculated measures to establish her place in the popular crowd.
Author | : Michael Kornbluth |
Publisher | : Michael Kornbluth |
Total Pages | : 188 |
Release | : 2024-06-22 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : |
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An unemployed comedian gives the Koshertarian diet a chance.