Poems From The Bathroom Wall

From the sick and twisted mind of Ryan Reeves comes Poems from the Bathroom Wall. This book is original content in the style of the writings you may find on the wall in public restrooms. In this volume every filthy bathroom hi-jink and sexual practice is described in the sing-song style that bathroom poetry fans worldwide have come to appreciate and expect every time they sit down to use a public toilet. The author doesn't officially condone bathroom graffiti but finds much of it hilarious. Wanting to reach a greater audience with his own work than is possible on a bathroom wall, he created this book. This volume is not for the faint of heart but anyone with an appreciation for tasteless humor will find Poems from the Bathroom Wall enjoyable.

Ryan Reeves is at it again with his second book in the series, MORE Poems from the Bathroom Wall. If you thought the first book was outrageous, depraved, and demented then you're going to love this new book. This time Ryan couldn't help himself and added an entirely new section of depraved short stories for your enjoyment. This volume is not for the faint of heart but anyone with an appreciation for tasteless humor will find MORE Poems from the Bathroom Wall a laugh fest.

2012 IRA-CBC Children's Choices 2012 Children's Choice Book Award Finalist My teacher's pretty slick, Has a hundred teaching tricks. Even in the bathroom stalls, She hangs poetry on the walls, And while I'm there all alone I can't help but read a poem. From "Gross" and "Flushophobic" to "There's a Sock in the Toilet," these poems will have kids laughing all the way to "The Bathroom Dance!"

Poems by Ed Aust, writer and photographer living in Oakland, California.

In this book, the most depraved in the series, the author plumbs the depths to offer the grossest in toilet humor yet. You'll be sickened, you'll be shocked, but most of all you'll laugh. This book is not for the faint of heart. It's written for all the sickos, perverts, and filth aficionados lurking in the shadows. To you we raise our glass and toast.

What is it about remarks on bathroom walls - you can't not read them. They are not all gems of literature but sometimes, something will stick. Found on Bathroom Walls scribbles its wisdom in our psyche, lets us savor each phrase, each sound created by words found and folded in together on the page. William is a true poet, a person who finds beauty in words everywhere and can present them to us like a plate of the finest caviar with all the trimmings. A teardrop in time turns into a poem about his father, moving home turns into an epic worthy of Charlton Heston. WARNING: some of the works contained in this book use naughty language like the "F word," and other explicit words that might be found on a Bathroom Wall at a one pump gas station. ---by Carla Blaschka

This second edition copy of On the Bathroom Wall was written for all the fans of the original trilogy. This new edition contains new cover art, three brand new poems and of course all the original poems that had you rolling on the bathroom floor!

Ladies and Gentlemen, do you find yourself tired of staring at the bathroom wall, counting tiles, or reading the shampoo bottle?Well, have no fear, because the "Potty Poems for the Porcelain Throne" is here! This bathroom book will change the way you spend your time on the throne. With its collection of lighthearted, silly, and sometimes relatable poems, it will make your bathroom experience a time for laughter and entertainment.Whether you're in need of a quick break from reality or just looking for something to pass the time, this book has got you covered. It's the perfect addition to any bathroom library and is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. So, why wait? Get your copy of "Potty Poems for the Porcelain Throne" today and never have a dull moment in the bathroom again!

This book is not about poetry; it is simply a book to read while one relieves him or herself in the latrine, bathroom, head, or toilet, while taking a crap, dropping a stool, pinching a loaf, dropping the kids off at the lake, I could go on, but I am sure you get the picture. There are quotes from the stalls of many bathroom walls found all over the world. Now since I am male, I did not have a chance to visit many, if any, female bathrooms (sorry, ladies), so I do not have many quotes from said places. Some subject material may be offensive. Please read with cautious trepidation. Some are personal quotes, things that pop into my brain at any given moment. Sometimes these thoughts are followed by bouts of laughter that cause people that are standing near me to think that I am strange. They usually react by walking away fast. But I decided to add these thoughts to Bathroom Poetry anyways. Some quotes are famous and semifamous quotes. Some are unknown author quotes. Many of the quotes were found on the stalls of bathrooms from all over the globe. I have collected many quotes from memory during my travels around the world while serving twenty-one years in the United States Navy. This book is meant for entertainment value only. Any words of wisdom gleaned while reading this book is pure shit-house luck.