Please Pass The Manners

Please, don’t carry germs with you to your seat. Wash your hands before you come to eat. Grabbing and poking are quite rude. Use the word “please” when you ask for food. And so the rhyme goes as kids learn table manners with hilarious pigs, chickens, cows, puppies, and even a mouse! As the flaps open, the animals find out that learning table manners is a whole lot of fun! At the end of the book, kids can use the pull-out chart and 42 gold star stickers to keep track of their own table manners.

An introduction to etiquette for boys and girls. Includes how to answer invitations, correct behavior for parties and other occasions, and table manners. Cartoon illustrations.

#Next Level Manners: Business Etiquette for Millennials by Rachel Isgar, with illustrations by Sarah Lane In today's world, business etiquette is all about raising the bar on your personal brand, and there is nothing better than good manners to quickly and effectively do this. In fact, this book, #Next Level Manners, will make it easy to do. Furthermore, if you are a millennial, this book is specifically for you! The author, Rachel Isgar, knows and relates to millennials. She combined this understanding of millennials with her expertise on etiquette to create a book that is not your traditional here-are-all-the-rules-you-need-to-follow manual. Instead, it is a fun ride packed with valuable tips, witty illustrations and emojis, and solid information that you can take to the bank. Because the objective of Next Level Manners is to make the people you interact with feel respected and acknowledged, you can imagine how these would be fail-proof strategies for elevating your personal brand and overall success. So to all of you Millennials, listen up! We know you are all about next leveling your life in every way. This book will be a valuable resource to have in your library.

Rhymed text and illustrations describe the appropriate and polite behavior for many different kinds of situations.

Learn your manners with Clifford! Clifford always says "Please" and "thank you," follows the rules, and shares with his friends--just like Emily Elizabeth taught him! Even when Clifford makes mistakes, he always tries to be kind a considerate. It's not hard to love this big red dog!

Read and listen along with the Berenstain Bears! "When Mama Bear's efforts to improve her family's manners are unsuccessful, she devises a Politeness Plan--a chart listing a chore as a penalty for each act of rudeness. Basic etiquette is presented in a practical way. Berenstain illustrations add humor and understanding."—School Library Journal. This ebook includes Read & Listen audio narration.

Presents examples of good manners, alongside the bad manners of the horrible creatures called Thingumajigs.

"A young monster with no manners goes out to eat with a human family and learns [how to behave in restaurants]"--

An indispensable manual to navigating life from birth to death without making a false move. Your neighbor denounces cellular telephones as instruments of the devil. Your niece swears that no one expects thank-you letters anymore. Your father-in-law insists that married women have to take their husbands' names. Your guests plead that asking them to commit themselves to attending your party ruins the spontaneity. Who is right? Miss Manners, of course. With all those amateurs issuing unauthorized etiquette pronouncements, aren't you glad that there is a gold standard to consult about what has really changed and what has not? The freshly updated version of the classic bestseller includes the latest letters, essays, and illustrations, along with the laugh-out-loud wisdom of Miss Manners as she meets the new millennium of American misbehavior head-on. This wickedly witty guide rules on the challenges brought about by our ever-evolving society, once again proving that etiquette, far from being an optional extra, is the essential currency of a civilized world.

This is not a book about how to be posh. We have some slightly bigger issues to deal with these days. We've all got a million things to do and are constantly connected to millions of other people all doing a million other things, so the faster we get things done the better, right? Wrong. Among all the busyness and confusion it seems we've forgotten a few of the basics in life, like the ability to treat one another with respect, dignity and some fucking good manners. Enter Simon Griffin, author of Fucking Apostrophes. From the entry-level stuff like saying please, thank you and sorry; manspreading on public transport and double-lane queuing at airports, to those that require just a little bit more thought, such as correct urinal protocol in public toilets, making tea rounds in the office and online public displays of affection, Simon imparts rules and advice to living life in a way that makes it just a bit better for everyone. With some liberal use of rude words thrown in to emphasise the point. With chapters on driving, social media, the environment, getting on with your neighbours, and the best manners for a trip to the cinema, this is the perfect gift for a manners enthusiast, or those in need of a gentle (but sweary) nudge in the right direction.