Ninja Farts

Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!

"Milo Snotrocket was just an ordinary, fart-loving boy, until he got wind of the school bully, Bobby Buttzcratcher's, evil scheme: to use deadly stinky farts, for evil! Now Milo must become the Fart Ninja to stop bad Buttzscratcher." --Amazon.com.

Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!

The Ninja Farts For Boys book is a hilarious and disgusting story about ninja farting, kids farting, parents farting, and even grandma and grandpa farting! This is a stomach-busting, gut-hurting, laugh-your-brains-out fart book for kids, but especially for boys who love farts and ninjas. And burping. And even loads of wet snot and boogers! You will love this story about wet farts and fart gas, and boys (and girls!) will giggle and laugh, every time they read it. You will laugh too... about the farts we blow. Plus, it gets better because the pictures are so silly! Children love this book and laugh out loud... and you will too! The Ninja Farts For Boys is the perfect book for kids ages 6-10 and for adults who love gross farting. This book is sure to become a "disgusting" and eye-rolling family favorite. Start reading now ------------ Tags: ninja firsts for boys, fart book for boys, fart book for kids, fart book for children, funny books for kids, fart books for children, gross stories, stories for kids, fart stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, short stories for boys, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids gross out books, books for kids, funny book for kids, kids book about farting, early reader, young reader, beginning reader, ages 6-8, ages 9-12

Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he's more than just your average everyday child, he's also a Fart Ninja taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts!

Fart Your Way To The Top Mike is just an ordinary ninja with his special move, The Hurricane Fart The ninja academy is under attack and Mike has to save the day. He has to stop RED X from destroying everyone The laughs come as fast as ninja star Mike releases his fart hurricane

Another adventure of Milo Snotrocket based on the Star Wars saga.

BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Ninja Skateboard Farts! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio story. This is the New & Enhanced Version Of The Famous Fart Book: Ninja Skateboard Farts! All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. Timmie Guzzmann and El Ninjo are on a mission to perform their most effective skateboarding skills powered by Ninja farts. They participate in a skateboarding competition and view it from a Ninja dimension that they call "Farting Around The World." The skateboard competition takes them to the most unique, mystic, epic, famous, mysterious, historic and ancient destinations of the world. They are competing in places like Italy: Rome and Pisa, Greece: Athens, North Africa: Casablanca, China, India, Japan: Tokyo, South America: Rio de Janero, and USA: Miami, Los Angeles. Timmie and El Ninjo are the leading contestants in this adventurous skateboarding competition. You will discover how they are using out of the box thinking in combination with Ninja Farts and Martial Arts in order to beat the competition. Their Ninja Skateboarding Fart discipline is moving them the bottom burping style and powered by spicy beans. They are experiencing the most amazing and adventurous stories as they are farting around the world: * The New Dimension: The World Is My Oyster * Fart Olympics On The Acropolis with Socrates & Plato * Farting with Roman Bean Antipasti Inspired by Stories of The Ancient Rome * Venice: The Ghost Of The Canal & The Gondolas * Parachuting From The Eiffel Tower * Magical Fairy Dust Ninja Farts In Casablanca * The Great Wall Of China & Other Wonders Of The World * The Taj Mahal: The Temple Of Mysteries * Tokyo: Pop Cult & Ninja Farts * The Skyline of LA in 3-D Ninja Fart Reality and many more bottom belching Ninja Skateboard Fart adventures... Timmie takes you through 15 stunning stories of Ninja Skateboarding farts that are all illustrated with colorful comic illustrations. As Timmie, El Ninjo and the rest of the family are travelling around the globe, they are touching the most diverse cultures, and ancient cities with lots of historical heritage. They are also experiencing the most curious and weird dimensions of life like the funny and bizarre pop culture of Tokyo. You will be amazed and stunned by the stories because each destination brings another mysterious thing and challenge to life... Purchase my "Ninja Skateboard Farts" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Each bottom burping story also comes with a funny illustration that is colored in high quality so that the fun becomes triple fun with looking at the visual and graphic form of the book, reading and listening to the narrated stories. Each of the 15 stories includes: the English story in text format, the colored illustration, and the narrated audiobook format. This is the New & Enhanced Version of Volume 4: Ninja Skateboarding Farts! See you inside...