Mercer Mayers My Teacher Is A Vampire

LC and the Critter kids are positive that their substitute teacher is a vampire.

LC and his friends have a substitute teacher who has the characteristics of a vampire.

LC wins an X-Critter game at the arcade by outsmarting a bully who later becomes a friend.

For use in schools and libraries only. When Mr. Youngblood, a candidate for President, speaks at the Bailey School, the kids at the school are convinced that he is really a werewolf with sinister intentions, especially when he starts talking about changes for schools.

When a cat unexpectedly appears and then has kittens, LC and the Critter Kids go to work finding just the right homes.

For use in schools and libraries only. A class's new teacher, who leads the children in a number of very popular activities, turns out to be a gorilla.

This masterfully crafted horror classic, featuring a brand-new introduction by Dan Simmons, will bring you to the edge of your seat, hair standing on end and blood freezing in your veins It's the summer of 1960 and in the small town of Elm Haven, Illinois, five twelve-year-old boys are forging the powerful bonds that a lifetime of change will not break. From sunset bike rides to shaded hiding places in the woods, the boys' days are marked by all of the secrets and silences of an idyllic middle-childhood. But amid the sundrenched cornfields their loyalty will be pitilessly tested. When a long-silent bell peals in the middle of the night, the townsfolk know it marks the end of their carefree days. From the depths of the Old Central School, a hulking fortress tinged with the mahogany scent of coffins, an invisible evil is rising. Strange and horrifying events begin to overtake everyday life, spreading terror through the once idyllic town. Determined to exorcize this ancient plague, Mike, Duane, Dale, Harlen, and Kevin must wage a war of blood—against an arcane abomination who owns the night...

A "dark and funny debut"(Seattle-Times) about a young police officer struggling to maintain a sense of reality in a town where the dead outnumber the living. Colma, California, the "cemetery city" serving San Francisco, is the resting place of the likes of Joe DiMaggio, Wyatt Earp, and William Randolph Hearst. It is also the home of Michael Mercer, a by-the-book rookie cop struggling to settle comfortably into adult life. Instead, he becomes obsessed with the mysterious fate of his predecessor, Sergeant Wes Featherstone, who spent his last years policing the dead as well as the living. As Mercer attempts to navigate the drama of his own daily life, his own grip on reality starts to slip-either that, or Colma's more famous residents are not resting in peace as they should be.