Limericks And Other Humorous Poems

This book contains 45 poems - 26 'clean' limericks and 19 other humorous poems.

This collection is a blend of humor, rhyme and educative short poems.

The flexibility and versatility of the English language have helped make it nearly a universal language. But there's another aspect to English's popularity: the way it can make life more fun. For centuries, people have used the language to entertain themselves and others through amusing and often naughty verses known as limericks. The best examples can be thought of as whimsical, micro-short stories expressing experiences to which nearly anyone can relate. "Limericks and other earthy verses" is a collection of limericks and other humorous verses I have written over the years. I invite you to read them, repeat them and have a rollicking good time!

An irrepressible new girl dethrones the reigning recess bully by becoming her friend in this infectious playground romp. Mean Jean was Recess Queen and nobody said any different.Nobody swung until Mean Jean swung.Nobody kicked until Mean Jean kicked.Nobody bounced until Mean Jean bounced.If kids ever crossed her, she'd push 'em and smoosh 'emlollapaloosh 'em, hammer 'em, slammer 'emkitz and kajammer 'em.Until a new kid came to school!Parents and teachers will appreciate the story's deft handling of conflict resolution (which happens without adult intervention)."A lively story about the power of kindness and friendship" -- Publishers Weekly"A lighthearted look at a serious topic in schools and on playgrounds everywhere..." -- School Library Journal"Great for reading aloud and joining in." -- Booklist

This is the best-ever collection of those catchy Irish rhymes – from squeaky-clean to the moderately filthy. With over 2,000 silly, political, modern, classic, and more to choose from, there is bound to be a limerick to get you giggling. This giant collection includes Irish classics called out in corner pubs for decades as well as many new verses specifically created to be read here. Creators include Spike Milligan, Mark Twain, Michael Palin, Lewis Carroll, Isaac Asimov, Robert Louis Stevenson, Rudyard Kipling, W.H. Auden, and many, many more.

"Laughing Limericks: Silly and Funny Poems" is a delightful collection of whimsical limericks designed to tickle the funny bones of elementary and middle schoolers. Packed with clever wordplay, playful rhymes, and hilarious scenarios, this book will have young readers bursting into fits of laughter. With each turn of the page, children will encounter a new batch of amusing limericks that showcase colorful characters, comical situations, and unexpected twists. From mischievous animals to imaginative adventures, these short and snappy poems will captivate young minds and ignite their imagination. Filled with vibrant illustrations that bring the limericks to life, "Laughing Limericks" provides a joyful reading experience that is perfect for sharing with friends, family, or even in the classroom. The book's engaging format and accessible language make it an ideal introduction to poetry, encouraging young readers to explore the fun and creativity that can be found in the world of verse. So join us on a journey of laughter and merriment as we dive into the wacky world of limericks. Let the rhythm and wit of these humorous poems bring a smile to your face and leave you wanting more. And just to give you a taste, here's a limerick from the book: There once was a sneaky old cat, Who loved to wear a fancy top hat. He'd tip it with glee, For all to see, And stroll around town like that! "Laughing Limericks: Silly and Funny Poems" is a must-have addition to any young reader's collection, providing endless laughter and entertainment for children of all ages.

What do you get when you combine a poem and a joke? A limerick! These five-line rhyming poems are funny, silly, and sly. Award-winning author Brian P. Cleary explains how limericks work—and shows how these little poems can trigger big laughs. Something Sure Smells Around Here is packed with hilarious poems to make you chuckle and chortle. And when you've finished reading, you can try your hand at writing your own limericks!

Humor buffs and poetry lovers will laugh out loud with this captivating collection of more than 350 limericks featuring limerick legends plus renowned political figures, poets, and writers.

The Torch Carrier is a memoir of a young widower. Antonio who after losing his wife and high school sweetheart Cynthia to Breast Cancer, turns to his journal and nightly dreams about his wife to find solace in his newly transparent existence. When the B side to his new life as a widower (Single and Available) forces him to address this status it is Cynthia who helps guide him through his emotional awkwardness of starting over as he turns to pen and pad to secure a relationship with an old friend. It is this woman Nereida who possesses the qualities he prayed for, so Antonio tries to convince Nereida that they were meant to be. The problem? He's not ready for an intimate relationship, and Nereida has just become available. Antonio knows she won't be on the market whenever he does become ready, so he leaps forward hoping his instincts are right even if the rest of his life isn't. Through letters and poems he regains his identity as a person and man while juggling his pining emotions for his wife as he finds the balance in his heart and a new appreciation for love the second time around.