I Want An Alien For Chrsitmas

On December 17th, when Theo Bartlett and his little sisters, Olivia and Sophie, went into the woods behind their house to investigate the explosion they heard, the last thing they thought they'd find would be Santa Clause's sleigh, chock full of presents and an unexpected stowaway - a little green, ten-year-old alien named Gug! The Bartlett kids quickly realize that Gug and Santa have somehow switched places! Gug is here on earth while Santa is stuck on a spaceship somewhere in the galaxy! Theo, Olivia and Sophie know they only have one week to reunite their new alien buddy with his family while figuring out a way to get Santa back in time to save Christmas. And this all has to be done while keeping Gug secret from their friends and family! That alone would require a Christmas-sized miracle, but when you throw in an alien-hunting Mall Santa, an Air Force pilot with a grudge against St. Nick and the biggest bully at school (who is intent on making the Bartlett children miserable), their task seems darn near impossible! Will the siblings and Gug be able to save the day, or will millions of children wake up to find no presents under their trees Christmas morning? Kids of all ages, as well as their parents and grandparents, will love this fast-paced, fun, out-of-this-world, instant holiday classic.

Host of NBC's The Tonight Show and three-time #1 New York Times-bestselling author Jimmy Fallon returns with this sweet and spirited Christmas picture book. Just 5 more sleeps 'til Christmas! Can you believe it's here? I know that Santa's coming soon 'cause I've been good all year. Everyone who grew up celebrating Christmas remembers the excitement that built up to the most magical day of the year. But why not make the last week until Christmas more fun by counting how many sleeps until the arrival of Santa and his reindeer? Accompanied by the beautiful and energetic artwork of Rich Deas, enjoy the humor of Jimmy Fallon as he prepares readers for the most exciting week of the year in this new holiday tradition for your family—5 More Sleeps 'til Christmas.

The best gifts come in big packages. Meet Kathleen: a thirty-six-year-old Plain Jane extraordinaire, with a Ph. D in Xenobiology and another in Spinsterhood. This year, yet again, her sorry self is stuck working on Mars for the holidays. Aside from dodging the unrequited attentions of a certain cringe-worthy bachelor on the station, she mentally prepares for yet another lonely and boring Christmas. But when her sister sends her an early gift in the form of a drool-worthy alien hellbent on fulfilling her every desire, Kathleen isn't so sure she wishes to stay off the naughty list anymore. This book is standalone.

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A thought-provoking comedy about being an alien from prize-winning Zanib Mian. Maxx is an alien: a real one - from the planet Zerg. He's on Earth to research these strange things called emotions that humans have (and eat as much chocolate as he can). But some of the humans seem to think Maxx's new human friend Jibreel is an alien too, and Maxx just can't figure it out. Why would coming from another country make you an alien?! This funny science-fiction story is a perfect way to tackle difficult topics like racism and refugees with children. It has hilarious black-and-white illustrations from Sernur Isik throughout, and is ideal for children who are developing as readers. The Bloomsbury Readers series is packed with brilliant books to get children reading independently in Key Stage 2, with book-banded stories by award-winning authors like double Carnegie Medal winner Geraldine McCaughrean and Waterstones Prize winner Patrice Lawrence, covering a wide range of genres and topics. With charming illustrations and online guided reading notes written by the Centre for Literacy in Primary Education (CLPE), this series is ideal for reading both in the classroom and at home. For more information visit www.bloomsburyguidedreading.com. Book Band: Grey Ideal for ages 8+

This journal features 100 Ruled pages or lined Paper inside for writing notes. It's size is convenient to carry with you anywhere you go. This notebook or journal makes a great motivational and inspirational Christmas Notebook gift for all. This Notebook is perfect for: End of the School Year Gifts Notebook Journals Gifts Gifts at Birthday Parties Birthday Gifts, Christmas & Thanksgiving Gifts Features: Unique design Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 ruled pages of lined paper Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or traveling Matte Cover No Spiral High-quality paper

AROKH I broke the rules and stole an auction item from her buyers. Because somehow, they'd managed to abduct a Gryfala princess. Though... she doesn't look, or act, or sound quite like I thought one of her kind would. But I'm merely a Rakhii gladiator; this is the closest I've actually ever been to a princess. I'd be considered lucky indeed if she chose me to guard her. Instead, I want more. I need her to claim me. Because she doesn't know it, but now I can't let her go. ANGIE Woke up in a freaking auction pen. With no coffee. But there were aliens. And they didn't bid on me out of the goodness of their hearts. FML. Then this nice alien showed up in the nick of time, but he keeps referring to me as "Princess" and I'm starting to worry what he'll do when he finds out that there's been a little case of mistaken identity, that I'm not royalty - see, I'm not even whatever alien he mistook me for... I'm just a human. ****Content warning: For readers 18 years and older Contains explicit sexual situations, dark themes, sensitive subjects, and violence. Despite happenings inside this story not being entirely sunshine and roses, this couple gets their sweet Happily Ever After ♥

Santa faces alien meddlers from outer space as he attempts to deliver presents.

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Will she live long enough to celebrate Christmas? Taylor, who is half alien, is living a normal life on Earth as a waitress in Bayou Oaks, Florida. She’s looking forward to a quiet month before Christmas, when she gets a call from her parents informing her they are getting married. She can’t believe at the age of twenty, her alien father, and her human mother, are finally tying the knot. The wedding is taking place on the beach where her father first landed on Earth. Her parents then break the news they are going to honeymoon on the distant planet, Veratious. Her dream of a lovely family Christmas together is shattered. Taylor gets an invitation to join her parents for Christmas on the planet, but her gut tells her a long-ago nemesis will track her down if she goes back into space. If she flies off to Veratious will Taylor even get the chance to celebrate Christmas? Find out in An Alien Christmas Novella by author Karin De Havin. If you like unique and fascinating New Adult science fiction fantasy stories that make you laugh, bite your nails, and cheer, you'll love An Alien Christmas! Keywords: New Adult Science Fiction, fantasy romance, visionary & metaphysical books, new adult science fiction series, Aliens Contact books, Sci-fi Fantasy Mashup books, Afterlife stories, complete series, fantasy, books, space based books, new adult fantasy complete series, New Adult action adventure books.