Humorous Funny Comedy Solo Acting Monologue Scripts

Humorous Funny Comedy Solo Acting Monologue ScriptsMonologues included in the book:THE BIG BAD WOLFBIG ZEROBLESSING IN DISGUISEBONES THE PIRATE GIRLBUG-EYED CREATURECALL ME DUMPER (male)CALL ME DUMPER (female)CASSANDRACATCHICKCOLD AND SHIVERYDEAR GODDEATH BY DOLLARSDOWN THE DRAINDUMMYEARLY MORNINGFANNYFLOWERS FROM PHILFOREVER ON HOLDFUNNY LITTLE FUSSY FACEGIRLS OF AMERICA, BEWARETHE GIRL WHO BROKE HIS FINGERGOODBYE CRUEL WORLDGOOD DEEDS AND SUCHGREENIE (THE LAST LIBERAL)GROWING UP IS HARD TO DOHUMPTY DUMPTY PRIVATE EGG HARD-BOILED DETECTIVEI HATE BUFFETSI NEED DETENTIONIT'S JUST RIGHTKILL FIRST, GLOAT LATERMASKED MANTHE MASTER OF FART ZENTHE MASTER OF ROCK! SCISSORS! PAPER!MELINDA STREETMR. MOO IS MADMUGGED IN METROPOLISMY MASKMY WILLIAM SHATNER MAN CRUSHNEW LOVE FOUNDTHE PAPARAZZI FARTPEANUT BUTTER FLAVORED TOOTHPASTEPEARLS OF WISDOMPROTECTO (KID HERO)SCHOOL NEWSPAPERSIMPLE, TRUE, HONEST LOVESLEEPING SPELLSPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS INDIGESTIONTHE SUNDAY GAMBLESYMBOL OF THE REVOLUTIONTAKE IT EASYWAITING ON THE BRIDEWHERE'S MY PRINCE CHARMINGWHO WANTS TO BE MY BULLYYAR

MEN'S COMEDIC MONOLOGUES THAT ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY

(Applause Acting Series). Never before has a monologue book been written completely by people who are actually funny for a living. This incredibly hysterical, cutting-edge collection of monologues will give an actress the extra bang she needs to land the perfect comedic role. Women's Comedic Monologues features 60 monologues by writers and comics who have written for or performed on Chelsea Lately , Carson Daly , The Tonight Show , Last Comic Standing , Comedy Central Stage, and many more. This book is the answer to the comedic monologue needs of female actors everywhere!

These one-minute monologues are extremely sarcastic and humorous with great punch lines. These monologues have also been recognized by winners at IMTA, the International Modeling and Talent Association, from Los Angeles to New York. The short pieces that have been written are for kids of all ages. Anyone who reads them will get a great hearty chuckle out of them. These were written especially for kids wanting to become real actors/actresses. They can use them for any audition piece that needs to be rather short. These monologues were written to be short and sweet. These are also great for entertainment in drama classes or to say on stage for comedy. Not only that, anyone can have fun reading all fifty of them for great entertainment. This book is great for kids just wanting to perform for their parents on a fun night or entertain their friends at a party.

"Holka Polka" by D. M. Larson is a play for kids of all ages. Join a good little witch named Brenda who sets out to save Fairy Tale Land with the help of the Big Bad Wolf and Cinderella. This a Fairy Tale Mystery that puts a new twist on some famous fables such as Humpty Dumpty, Pinocchio, Little Red Riding Hood, The Wizard of Oz and Hansel and Gretel. The includes 6+ female actors, 2+ male actors and 11+ of either gender with optional extras. This scripts includes the following original monologues for kids: "Good Deeds and Stuff" "The Big Bad Wolf" "Perfectly Ugly" "Humpty Dumpty Private Egg Hard Boiled Detective"

The book "3 Short Comedy Scripts" includes the following humorous one act stage plays by D. M. Larson: "The Magic Coin" "Romance on the Rocks" "Looks Get in the Way" Adapted monologues for actors are also included: "Crushing My Competition" "Help Them" "Materialism" "Another Woman" "Flowers from Phil" "My Mask"

My William Shatner Man Crush is a full length comedy stage play script

The Funniest, Hottest Monologues available! From writers as varied as Anton Chekhov, Will Eno, Reina Hardy, David Rakoff, Mark Twain and Lauren Gunderson. You'll find shades of comedy from light to dark, situational humor, word play, absurdity, surrealism, and first-rate character work by some very funny writers. It's all here!

A collection of short monologues about experiences and feelings familiar to young girls and boys.

I have always been the kid in class who listened to who cracked jokes from the back row. While other students dreaded giving speeches, I eagerly volunteered, using the opportunity to test out my new voice with what I had written. I lived for that rush of adrenaline when a well-timed point hit and the room erupted in aww. For me, speaking in front of a crowd isn’t just about being heard - it’s a passion that runs deep. That’s why I recently started writing jokes and comedy sketches in my free time, carefully crafting monologues and witty dialogue. I’d perform scenes and routines for family and friends, heart racing as I worked to elicit the sweet, sweet sound of real laughter from my audience. Their reactions validated that desire burning inside me – I needed to write comedy as more than just a hobby. Over the years, I have refined my comedic voice through trial and error, failure and small wins. I’ve treasured each lesson learned about timing, delivery, and connecting with crowds. My notebook overfloweth with countless rejected jokes and unfinished sketches on every topic imaginable. But the gems that emerge and earn genuine, gut-busting laughs? Those make every crumpled up page worth it. I wrote this book to share my unique comedic perspective honed from years of study and practice. These hand picked selections of jokes, monologues, and sketches represent the best of my work - the content I know can generate real laughs because I’ve tested it myself on willing crowds. Consider this book a glimpse inside my brain, which swirls constantly with attempts to find humor in this crazy world we live in. It’s the guide I wished I had when I first ventured into comedy with nothing but a desire to bring levity into people’s lives. My hope is that these jokes not only make you laugh, but inspire you to look at the world through a more humorous lens. Now turn the page and get ready to laugh until it hurts!