Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids

Getting a haircut? eating spaghetti? Having a birthday party? You may think these all sound like very ordinary things to do. But read on and see just how grizzly they can be

Grim and ghastly fates await children with horrible habits. Prepare to laugh, gasp and squirm as you read these cautionary tales!

Twelve rude, anarchic tales of grizzliness for fans of Roald Dahl and lovers of squeam!

Grizzliness is out there. Every child has the makings of mischievousness, and can be lured into committing dastardly deeds. The six stories in each of the Grizzly Tales books show the rise and hard fall of vile and villainous children. In this book, unspeakable things happen to pets - but the real nasty little beasts are the children themselves, all of them get their comeuppance in the end, consigned to the Hothell Darkness ... We are completely reinventing the Grizzly Tales format for today's readers - ingenious concepts to link the separate stories, new design and illustrations, new accessible formats, but still capturing Jamie Rix's legendary brilliance for creating stories that linger in the mind long after the lights go out at night!

Are you a day-dreamer? A bad loser? A nose picker? There is nothing wrong with that, you might think. But read on and see just how grizzly these things can get.

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Alistair is still out for revenge -- against his wily older brother, his sneaky big sister, his warty piano teacher, and the rest of the world -- including his Mum! Alistair’s rantings and ravings are accompanied by his crazy line drawings.

Grizzliness is out there. Every child has the makings of mischievousness, and can be lured into committing dastardly deeds. The six stories in each of the Grizzly Tales books show the rise and hard fall of vile and villainous children. In this book, parents and teachers are to blame for the murk and misery of the children's lives. Luckily, there are top tips for dealing with gruesome grown-ups - although no child is clever enough to defeat the Darkness completely ... We are completely reinventing the Grizzly Tales format for today's readers - ingenious concepts to link the separate stories, new format, design and illustrations, but still capturing Jamie Rix's legendary brilliant for creating stories that linger in the mind long after the lights go out at night!