Fuck These Coworkers

From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together

#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

Looking for funny Job Related gifts? This Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! Let's face it, most of us hate our job, boss and especially coworkers. Coworkers can make a shitty long day even longer. What you would love to say to your annoying ass co-workers COULD GET YOU FIRED, so why not say it as you color the stress away? F*ck These Coworkers coloring book allows you express how you REALLY feel about those assholes at work. With over 25 funny, smart ass beautiful mandala coloring pages, you will unwind and avoid going postal. De-stress with our coloring pages to get you to the weekend by expressing all the things you can't say at work such as "No, you assholes can't be my Facebook friends!" "Fuck no! I don't want to hang out after work!" and "No, I don't want to buy shit from your kids fundraiser. Keep your cookies." Color away the f*cking stress. www.swearcoloringbooks.com Follow us @swearcoloringbooks and tag us to share images #swearcoloringbooks Additional titles available on Amazon: Fuck this Job: A stress relieving adult coloring book.

Need a gift for your favorite coworker's birthday, white elephant gift, or a universal gag gift? This Journal is also great for a sarcastic prop on your desk to make your coworkers laugh. Our journals have punchy prompts that are perfect for that potty mouth in your life. Product details 6 by 9 Matte cover Made in the USA Quality printing

Perfect gift for boss or coworker. Secret Santa gift ideas, 6"X9" blanke lined journal 119 wide rule sturdy paper. Order Today!!!

This journal is the perfect gift for coworkers, employees, bosses, etc. Ideal For: Taking notes during meetings Doodling during an unimportant phone call Ripping pages out and taping them to someone else's lunch with your name Keeping yourself entertained on the boss' dime Features: 120 cream pages to capture your inner most thoughts Descriptive and mysterious title to keep your colleagues guessing Premium matte softcover Perfect binding Celebrate the joy of working (just kidding... we know you do it for the paycheck)

Perfect retirement /going away / leaving the job gift for your co-worker, boss, employee, manager. Show how much you appreciate them.

Need a gift for your favorite coworker's birthday, white elephant gift, or a universal gag gift? This Journal is also great for a sarcastic prop on your desk to make your coworkers laugh. Our journals have punchy prompts that are perfect for that potty mouth in your life. Product details 6 by 9 Matte cover Made in the USA Quality printing

100 pages of high quality paper (50 sheets)It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover