Cows Cant Jump

Join a group of animals as they focus on what they can do best.

Billy's desperate to escape middle England. He's working the ultimate dead-end job as a grave-digger, his grandad's engaged to a West Indian woman half his age, his xenophobic dad's obsessed with boxing; and his mum's certainly having an affair. Celebrities keep dying and Britain awaits the EU referendum. Meeting Eva, though, changes everything.

This is the third book in Dave Reisman's "Cows Can't" series, following the first two books in the series "Cows Can't Jump" and "Cows Can't Quack." This is the softcover edition - a board book version is also available.

With her trademark precision, Davis turns her eye to three beloved cows, capturing them in celebratory, delighted detail.

Cows Can't Quack (featuring animal sounds) is part of the Cows Can't Series, which also includes Cows Can't Jump (animal actions), Cows Can't Spin Silk (animal creations), Cows Can't Blow Bubbles (shapes animals make) and Las vacas no pueden saltar (bilingual Spanish/English edition of Cows Can't Jump). By listening to and reading aloud these fun, educational and engaging picture books, young children will learn the names of dozens of animals - and their actions, sounds, creations and shape-making skills - reinforcing early reading skills and a love of books! The Cows Can't Series is perfect for young listeners and beginning readers ages newborn to six years old. Cows Can't Quack is available in multiple formats: Stubby & Stout? Board-book (chunky-style format ideal for small hands), Glossy Paperback (for older children), Hardcover (full size format with board-book covers/pages) and Kindle eBook.Cows Can't Jump is featured on the Recommended Children's Books list of the award-winning early literacy organization Parent-Child+ and has received high praise including "Perfect for my early reader", "Excellent bedtime story", "Every home with small children needs a copy", "Just as adorable and fun as 'Cows Can't Jump'" and "Incredibly charming. A big hit with preschoolers and early readers".The Series is published by Jumping Cow Press, which actively supports early literacy programs and partners with a direct-impact foundation to provide tens of thousands of copies of the Series at no cost to Reach Out and Read, Parent-Child Home+, Pajama Program, Read to Grow, Raising a Reader, Kids Need to Read, Get Georgia Reading, Literacy, Inc. (LINC) and Read by 4th, all of which integrate the Cows Can't Series into their early childhood literacy programs.Learn more about the Series, and download free printable activity sheets and learning guides, at JumpingCowPress.com. Follow Jumping Cow Press on Twitter (@cowscantjump) and Facebook (/jumpingcowpress).

Cameron Smith, a disaffected sixteen year-old who, after being diagnosed with Creutzfeld Jakob's (aka mad cow) disease, sets off on a road trip with a death-obsessed video gaming dwarf he meets in the hospital in an attempt to find a cure.

An intimate memoir on the work and wonder of ranch life, critiquing the inhumane and environmentally destructive factory farm system and offering sustainable alternatives for ethical omnivores. Although there are nearly 100 million cattle in the United States, these animals are often ignored or dismissed. In Meditations with Cows, Shreve Stockton inspires a more reverential attitude toward these affectionate and intelligent creatures as she shares captivating stories and photos of ranch life. At the center of the narrative is Daisy, the matriarch of the herd. Through the daily ritual of milking, Stockton forges a relationship with Daisy that deepens with each passing season: "When you have a milk cow, you are together every day, no matter the weather, no matter either of your moods. The hind leg of this twelve-hundred-pound animal towers over you as you crouch beside her... both of you aware of the fact that one well-aimed kick could kill you if she wished. Yet you are allowed to rest your cheek and forehead against her warm belly as you milk... her trust in you entwined with your trust in her, you become family." For anyone who loves animals or cares about the environmental impact of their food, Stockton explores conservation and the important role of cattle in local ecosystems, models the humane treatment of animals, and shows how pastured cattle can be our allies in averting climate crisis. Blending together narrative, science, and thoughtful reflection, Meditations with Cows offers a moving portrait of the rhythms of work, life, and hardship on the ranch.

Chicken has some unexpected and exuberant cow visitors who have exciting plans for jumping, dancing, and wiggling on his teeny-tiny couch, and Chicken is none too happy about it. That is until the fun concludes with a quiet, cozy and delicious nap for all!

When Farmer Brown's cows find a typewriter in the barn they start making demands, and go on strike when the farmer refuses to give them what they want.

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