Bridezilla

Are you tired of your bridezilla's emotional terrorism? Do you want practical strategies to manage wedding stress without becoming the groomzilla? Look no further! In "Mastering the Bridezilla," author Conrad Riker empowers redpilled men to navigate the challenges of dealing with a bride-to-be's control issues, anxiety, and panic. Discover how to maintain a strong sense of masculinity and emotional control, while preserving your relationship's harmony. 1. Uncover the roots of possessiveness and control in relationships. 2. Understand the influence of media and societal expectations on your woman's stress levels. 3. Enhance your emotional intelligence to manage her behavior effectively. 4. Implement cognitive-behavioral techniques to reduce wedding-related stress and anxiety. 5. Learn the science of stress, panic, and anxiety during significant life events. 6. Grasp the impact of comparison, social media, and unrealistic expectations. 7. Embrace the importance of trust, communication, and emotional connection in relationships. 8. Utilize the power of self-care and personal growth for lasting mental and emotional well-being. If you want to take control of your bridezilla's hysteria and safeguard your family's happiness, buy "Mastering the Bridezilla" today!

When writer-for-hire Jaine Austen signs on to script vows for the ultimate Bridezilla, "I do's" soon become "I wish I hadn't's"--and curtains for the bride spell a veil of woes for Jaine. . . Jaine's accepted her share of lame gigs to pay the bills, but rewriting Shakespeare's got to be an all-time low. The fiasco begins with a call from Jaine's high-school nemesis, uber rich uber witch Patti Devane. It seems Patti will soon be sashaying down the aisle with another former classmate from Hermosa High, and she'd like the exchange of vows to evoke Romeo and Juliet. . .except without the "downer" of an ending. Even worse than the assignment itself is dealing with Patti as a client. At least Jaine's not alone, as nobody can stand the demanding, spoiled, and incredibly rude Bridezilla from Hell. Patti's managed to rack up an amazingly long list of enemies in a short time, not the least of whom include her prospective mother-in-law, the soon-to-be ex-wife of Patti's stolen soon-to-be groom, and just about everyone involved in the wedding preparations. So it isn't a complete surprise when the erstwhile Juliet plunges to her death during her balcony scene. The loosened bolts that brought down the bride were clearly an act of sabotage--what's not so obvious is whom, among Patti's numerous haters, committed this murder most foul. Was it the caterer she threatened to ruin? The bridesmaid tossed out of the wedding party for being too chubby? Jaine's determined to learn the truth--if only to end the hideous walk down memory lane kicked off by her association with Patti. Between fending off advances from the nerd of her high school nightmares and figuring out ways to stop Prozac the cat from corrupting the victim's pet Poodle, Jaine's involvement in this case keeps veering between comedy and tragedy. That is, until another body is discovered--and the killer starts laying plot for a final act--starring Jaine. . .

True tales by people of bad bridal behavior. Explains the error, the solution, and the preventative measures. Delves greatly into why people sometimes behave badly. Intended to save civilization from the horrible beast that often emerges when an otherwise perfectly normal woman gets a ring and a date.

Emily Briggs is transformed into the Bride from Hell when her mother gets a little too involved with her wedding plans, a gorgeous blonde begins stalking their Tribeca loft, and she becomes attracted to the one man who will listen to her tales of woe--artist J3 Hopper. Reprint.

Groomzilla: noun. 1) An ordinary man who, upon betrothal, transforms into a pastry tasting, "Save the Date" card-obsessed know-it-all. 2) A bride's worst nightmare. Maybe you've never seen one yourself, but he's out there. Bridezilla's evil twin: Groomzilla. He's real, all right. He's armed with color swatches and his very own copy of Modern Bride--and he's here to plan your wedding. . . Once upon a time, wedding planning was the bride's project. But if you're recently engaged, then you just might have a Groomzilla on your hands. Craig Bridger was a Groomzilla, and lived to tell the tale. Inside, he'll help you tame your Groomzilla before all hell breaks loose. You'll get groom-tested advice, tactics, scientific* charts and a free set of steak knives*. It's your wedding. Groomzilla can't have it, but maybe he can borrow it* if he behaves. *Not true. *Also, technically, not true. *Don't let him borrow it. "Highly entertaining and bursting with information." --Jenny Lee, author of I Do. I Did. Now What?! "David Sedaris meets Emily Post in Surviving Groomzilla. . .Bridger's insights made me burst a corset." --Lucy Talbot, author of The Bridesmaid's Guerrilla Handbook

Being a bridesmaid ain’t easy. It’s even harder when all the other bridesmaids have bailed and left you to deal with Angela Stevens, a bridezilla who outdoes them all. Marnie Flynn knows her best friend is temperamental, but she can’t figure out if Angie just has cold feet or whether something more is going on. It feels like she’s trying to get everyone to walk away—especially the groom, Kai Kemmerlin. Marnie isn’t too sure about Kai’s reasons for this marriage but knows it’s her job to help the wedding go off without a hitch. She wonders if it’s the right thing to do.

Dad’s still preggers, the wedding planner’s about to have a nervous breakdown over the seating plan and some asshat stole my dress. But, nothings going to stop me getting married… As Jynx’s big day gets nearer, everything is going to plan. Kinda. Almost. Okay, not at all. Sorting out the guest list is taking more diplomacy than a terse standoff with nuclear-capable nations. Half the guests will happily each the others and that’s just the hell contingent. Plus, no one actually knows the etiquette for seating God and the Devil in the same row. The seating plan is the least of Jynx’s worries when the dress shop is hit and her custom made gown is stolen. Trying to track down another lands her in a car accident with a polar bear and almost struck off the Anti-christ’s Christmas card list. What she doesn’t expect is every bride’s worst nightmare… her groom’s ex turning up at the wedding. In HER dress. Forget princess of hell, in a fight for her groom, true love and her pack, ALWAYS bet on a Demon Bridezilla… Please note: Contains a teenage polar bear, a werewolf princess about to get her comeuppance and more snark than you can shake a stick at. Oh, and God getting mooned by a viking-wearing hellcat. Keywords: paranormal romance ebooks, shifter romance , alpha male, romance reads, paranormal romance, paranormal romance books for adults, demon princess, demon romance, demon fantasy romance, demon romance books, rom com books, demon wedding

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You ever had one of those really terrible days at work? You know, where the maid of honor accuses the bride of cheating on the groom with the best man AND the groom's father? No? Welp... Welcome to life as a wedding planner for the rich and entitled of Manhattan. I've seen it all--from the nastiest bridezilla to the most overindulged billionaire. And Evan is the worst. Tall, dark, and handsome, he has a ridiculously ripped body under his formal suit and runs a massive hedgefund that's actively making the world a worse place. I don't even feel sorry for him when he walks away from the alter in a daze. Well, maybe a little bit. Enough that I now have a billionaire holed up in my teeny tiny apartment. I regret it immediately. My violently antisocial cat has welcomed him like a long lost brother, Evan's half-naked six-foot-five frame is sprawled across my bed, and he's eaten all of my lasagna. A day and an epic screaming match later, he's out on the street, and I have my high-stress, lonely life back. But I can't worry about a billionaire's hurt feelings. After all I have a business to run and bridezillas to corral. But when I go to meet with my latest bride, guess-who is there smirking at me. Evan's decided he's ready to move on from the cheating witch. Who does he want as he rebound? Me. But I am immune to Evan's obnoxious displays of wealth and his piercing blue eyes. These panties are staying firmly on. Mostly. Except for that one time. But it's not like anyone's falling in love right? Right?! This standalone, full length romantic comedy has no cliffhangers but does have a swoon-worth HEA! This book is STEAMY! The highs are hilarious and the lows are as deep as the voice of the guy you fantasize about!