Beastly Laughs

A collection of jokes related to monsters.

A collection of jokes about pets.

A collection of jokes about animals.

Featuring tons of made-up heroes and heroines, My Beastly Book of Hilarious Heroes is filled with over 150 doodle and scribble activities to give budding young artists hours of fun. Like the other titles in the My Beastly Book series, My Beastly Book of Hilarious Heroes aims to push kids' latent illustrative creativity into curious new directions by presenting them with silly scenarios and open-ended instructions. Balance a mountain of cars on a strongman's pinky finger, choose the real hero in a line-up of ordinary people, fill a grocery store shelf with food for a hero's cart, design a hero's mask and costume, and draw a portrait of an entire family of heroes in this incredible addition to the My Beastly Book series. Kids will have fun helping these heroes save the day -- but might have even more fun putting kryptonite in their way. The wide variety of activities -- from drawing and coloring to cut-outs and more -- will help kids build confidence in their artistic skills and inspire their minds. Instructions are clear and concise, but still give kids plenty of reason to make use of their active imaginations.

3 complete short funny stories for adults about people who are pushed too far and go into full beast mode, with hilarious disaster as a sure consequence! WHEN THE BEAST AWAKENS is a wild little series of short funny stories for adults about frustration, rage, and what happens when people get pushed too far and blow their top off. Each episode in the series follows a different character and is a complete story. Each story is filled with entertainment and jokes. From tongue-in-cheek funny observations on human nature to wild and risky humor that'll leave you snickering and nodding your head, and complete blowout cringe disasters. If you'd ever film these kinds of things happen in the street, it would make an epic viral video! Whether you like the more subtle and hidden little jokes or the laugh-out-loud slapstick comedy, this wild humorous series is sure to make you forget your worries and leave you with a pleasantly giddy feeling. This bundle contains the FIRST THREE funny stories in the series for you to try out. #1 | It's Your Best Bet Fred just wants to win the municipal election… but he finds out the hard way that you just can’t keep bottling up all your intense frustrations. Or you might end up fighting an epic battle with a dancing asshole behind a window and make the newspaper headlines for all the wrong reasons. #2 | All Your Fault Lise is a little girl of seven. She likes unicorns and fairies. But she doesn’t live in a magic wonderland. No, she has to live in the real world of dumb dads, stepmothers, and dramatic little accidents. And sometimes the real world can push even a sweet little girl just a little too far… and the school will never forget the day! #3| Best Cop In Town Kurt wants nothing better than to be the best cop in town. He bravely suffers the company of his nightmarish wife and nobody taking him serious. But when they start insulting his police work, he goes into total BEAST MODE. Both the town and his police chief won't ever forget it! --- Half-hour funny stories for adults are the perfect format for a quick break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to forget your worries and enjoy some straight-to-the-point no complications humor and adventure. --- BJORN J. P. PEETERS is the author of several Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure, & Horror series, with some of the biggest being: 'The Fraternity & Sorority Wars', 'Man's Funny Book', 'Keep Your Millions, Daddy!', 'Ictiluni', and 'Infinitus Memorias'. On his website, he lets readers look behind the scenes to find out how he creates his stories & characters, as well as sharing his other creative projects and artwork.

A rhyming alphabet of children behaving poorly, from Andy, who will not eat his peas to Zachary, who beats up all the other children and steals their lunches.

A critical exploration of travel, animals and shape-changing in fin de siècle literature.

A collection of riddles that will tie your mind in knots.

A creepy Victorian house, secretive aunties, and a great escape combine in this debut that is part Mysterious Benedict Society, part Roald Dahl, and all quirky, smart, hilarious storytelling. Join the League. . . . Anastasia is a completely average almost-eleven-year-old. That is, UNTIL her parents die in a tragic vacuum-cleaner accident. UNTIL she’s rescued by two long-lost great-aunties. And UNTIL she’s taken to their delightful and, er, “authentic” Victorian home, St. Agony’s Asylum for the Criminally Insane. But something strange is going on at the asylum. Anastasia soon begins to suspect that her aunties are not who they say they are. So when she meets Ollie and Quentin, two mysterious brothers, the three join together to plot their great escape! "Marvelously inventive and utterly demented, THE LEAGUE OF BEASTLY DREADFULS is nasty good fun from beginning to end!" -- Bruce Coville, My Teacher is an Alien "WONDERFULLY WITTY. It reminds me of Roald Dahl's The Twits only in an insane asylum."—Chris Grabenstein, Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library * “A yummy debut.”—Kirkus Reviews, starred review "Just the right mix of humor, magic, maliciousness, and suspense"—Booklist "Anastasia is anything but average, and her adventures are just beginning."—Publishers Weekly "Enough mystery and humor to keep readers wondering what will happen next. A solid debut reminiscent of Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events."--School Library Journal "Abundant humor....Charmingly offbeat ...sure to entertain."--The Bulletin of the Center for Children's Books