As Funny As Hell

In the middle of the journey of our life Dante finds himself lost in a dark wood but then he founds a whole lot of literary movements and arguably modernity itself with his Divine Comedy that, nonetheless, inexplicably, didn't make God laugh. This serious absence caused God's non-divine counterparts, humans, to wonder: "Why are we in hell?" "Why is it so funny?" "And why can't I laugh?"

VOTED FUNNIEST NEW BOOK BY EVERYONE WHEN YOUR CLOSET DOOR CREAKS OPEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, RUN. BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET THEY SAY, NOW THAT'S GOT TO HURT. THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU CAN BE CARRIED INTO HELL. IF YOU HAVE EVER SAID, "SEE YOU IN HELL" YOU SHOULD READ THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK. WHEN YOU HEAR VOICES IN YOUR HEAD, IT'S NOT YOUR HEAD, IT'S SOMEONE ELSE's.

Mad Comedy presents the ultimate collection of riotously funny new jokes. From America's top standup comics, these jokes are fresh from beer-soaked microphones of the hottest comedy clubs and are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. The Discriminating Palate A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me your finest 19-year scotch." The bartender figures the man won't know the difference, so he decides to trick the man with 5-year scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you I want 19-year scotch." The bartender tries once more with a 10-year scotch. The man takes a sip, grimaces and says, "Bartender, I don't want 10-year scotch like this filth. Give me 19-year scotch!" Impressed, the bartender gets the 19-year scotch from the top shelf. The man takes a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that's the good stuff." A disgusting, grimy, stinking old drunk has been watching all this with great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and slurs, "Hey, I think that's really amazing what you can do. Try this one." The man takes a sip and immediately spits it out on the bar and cries, "Yechhh! This stuff tastes like piss!" The drunk's eyes light up and he says, "Yeah, it is piss -- now tell me how old I am!" Sensitivity The clitoris has over 8,000 nerve endings. But it's still not as sensitive as a vegan on social media. The Surprise Visitor A man rings a doorbell and an eleven-year-old boy answers the door wearing a silk robe, smoking a blunt with a cloud of marijuana smoke swirling around his head, and with a glass of bourbon in one hand. Taken aback, the man asks, "Is your mom home?" "What do you think?" asks the boy.

**** PRAISE FOR PREVIOUS NOVELS BY DICK WYBROW***** The Mentor (written as Pat Connid)"No question, The Mentor is a powerful thriller -- but it's also funny."-- Brad Meltzer, New York Times bestselling author "This truly is a masterpiece." -- Corey Foley Fifty Shades of Gray Matter (written as Pat Connid)"Loved this book... Fabulous!" -- Natasha Schmidt"Too funny. Laughing just thinking about it!" -- LadyP"Brilliant." -- Jack WhiteNow, Get the NEW novel from best-selling author, Dick Wybrow: HELL, INC.Lifelong screw up Raz Frewer lucks out and finds the perfect girl. But, now she's sick. Doctors say there's nothing left to do but say goodbye. Wait for the end.But instead, this guy who's barreled through life inadvertently doing the wrong thing decides to go really wrong to save her. Raz makes a deal with the Devil. He's got four days to search the planet and collect pieces of an ancient lamp that can cure her. Naturally, for his part, the Devil isn't simply in want of a new light fixture for the den. The all-powerful lamp will finally give him the power to rule over Earth. UK Reader pre-publication review of Hell, inc: "The characters are built beautifully within an awesome story... It's really f#cking awesome."

Frock In Hell Have you ever been on a train and wondered what would happen if you didn't get off - just carried on to the end of the line? In the throes of a spectacular mid-life crisis, Katie Frock takes an unplanned journey from the North of England to a new life in Fancy London. She misses her husband and irresponsible daughter, but she needs something for herself. While her family bumble about back at home and her emotionally repressed husband reorganises his CD collection for the fiftieth time, Katie makes new friends, becomes the Banksy of the culinary world and accidentally gets caught up in some very shady business. However, when her world comes crashing down, what she actually needs is her family. "Made me laugh...couldn't help imagining my husband" Laugh out loud moments...farting dogs and spreadsheets...Loved it"

Careful what you ask for, because Lucifer sees you when you’re sleeping. Spies when you’re awake. Knows if you’ve been nauseatingly good, so try to be bad for the devil’s sake. Merry is determined to make Christmas special for her son. He hasn’t spoken or smiled since his father died, so she writes a letter hoping for a holiday miracle. Dear Satan… Her unfortunate error ensures her wish ends up in the wrong place. Worse? Satan answers her plea—after telling Santa where he can shove a candy cane. The devil knows just what Merry needs, and he has the perfect demon for the job. Marduke’s mission is to deliver a hellhound puppy to a little boy, along with some tips on how to avoid getting eaten. What the devil’s kennel master doesn’t expect on this emasculating mission of kindness is Merry. A happy, optimistic woman despite all the strife in her life. It’s disgusting. Annoying. Tempting? Usually, Marduke is all about destroying hopes and dreams—and letting his dogs pee on people while they’re down—but there’s something about Merry… genre: paranormal romantic comedy, demon romance, shapeshifter romance, holiday romance, satan romance, matchmaking, cozy romance, hell romance

The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

A TOURIST'S GUIDE TO THE AFTERLIFE (with pictures, in colour) If you have ever wondered what the Afterlife is like, this is a guide written by a man who had a job most people would die for. Heaven can be Hell and Hell can be Heaven depending of what you are looking for. This short but comprehensive tourists guide contains information about: SEX IN THE AFTERLIFE EATING AND DRINKING IN THE AFTERLIFE ENTERTAINMENT SPORTS AND LEISURE MUSIC AND CONCERTS PUNISHMENTS AND REWARDS And an important piece of information is that this book is a humorous work and makes no statements that offends any religions or beliefs. REVIEWS A Hell of a good read. Hot News. Ran Rings Around Me. Halo Magazine Highly Gripping Read. The Vice Squad Full of Holes. Holy Pants Between a Shock and a Hard Place. News of the Afterworld Very Talon-ted. Raven Mad News

Mainline pure Hell Was Full in this eye-scractchingly hilarious collection, complete with the infamous alt text and an illogical amount of brand new material. A group of raccoons gnaw on God’s severed head; a man brags to his friend about driving a Transformer out of its own funeral; a toaster revolts against its master. These are just some of the scenes in the pitch-black world of Hell Was Full, the popular webcomic that blends the bleak and the absurd into a delicious dadaist cocktail.

A second bumper collection of the classic Life in Hell cartoon strips from the 80s and 90s which were the basis for The Simpsons.