1001 Wacky Things To Do

This hilarious children's book is bursting with 1001 fantastically silly things for children to do when they're feeling a bit bored and need entertaining - quickly.

According to author Ken Leebow the Internet should be fun, but for many it is a frustrating place that often disappoints them. This guide to the Internet offers useful tips on making the whole thing work faster and in a more satisfying manner. Using the Internet should be fun, not frustrating. With over 168 million Americans going online, millions of Web sites have sprung up on a mind-numbing amount of topics. Weeding through them all can be a time-consuming hassle. With 1001 INCREDIBLE THINGS TO DO ON THE INTERNET, beginners and experienced users alike can learn to “surf without the search” and bypass those search engines that take forever to download and too often don’t provide the right information anyway. In this complete compendium, conveniently organized from A to Z, author Ken Leebow lists the very best sites on everything from car shopping to personal credit ratings to playing games with people online. If there’s an important site on a particular subject, readers can be sure that Ken Leebow has included it here.

1001+ Wacky, Daffy, Crazy One Liners and Definitions! by Thos Zettel Experiencing crazy days or/and nights? Daffier than daffy friends and/or family members? Wacky events control your life and happen all too soon to you? ‘Furr-ga-about it!’ Friend and/or not foe… Pick up this book, then put it down, pick it up, down, up again and keep it up, because isn’t laughter the best medicine? The title tells you what it’s about, but the author needs to bore you for about 1100 letters (half a $100 worth). Here we go, that’s three, now five, he means… Really just open it up, stick your nose into it and read a few lines, then a few more, and a couple more, then more, and before you know it, you’ve read some for free (what’s for free now-a-days?). If you like it, buy it. If you don’t like it, buy it anyway (Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa is only XXX day’s away). Zettel had to burn up four dozen plus two words…that’s fifty right? Listen, we all know that life can be tough or bizarre or I don’t know what?! It can also be pleasant and laid-back and it can be “I don’t want to know anything, except ‘Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha…’” fun and ‘funny-d-ness’ (trademarked word). So pick it up, buy it, read it, and if you don’t dig-it, re-gift it. If you do, buy two or more for some friends and some not so ‘foettes’ (trademarked also!), then everybody can delight in a good (excellent!) chuckle-y until wacky, daffy, and crazy schedules and resume in life’s progression. Enjoy and dig-it!

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become a spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C. "Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here." --former Vice-President Dan Quayle "The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, former NFL football quarterback and sports analyst In celebration of mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature-and everywhere else people can, and have, put their feet in their mouths.

Tough choices. Big laughs. It's a timeless game for everyone. Would you like to know more about your crush, but you're too shy to make the first move? Do you want to make your regular family get-togethers more intellectually stimulating, yet still be fun? Are you tired of having the same old boring conversations with your friends every day? If you're looking for the perfect bonding activity to liven up your hang outs, a fun game is always a safe bet. Asking "Would you rather" questions is a classic tradition that kids and adults alike enjoy. It provides great conversation starters that turn into all night ruminations. You find out interesting things about each other that you otherwise wouldn't in a normal chat. But sometimes, you may run out of questions to ask... It helps to have some clever, weird, and wacky questions handy when you're at a loss for words. In 1001 Would You Rather Wacky, Thought Provoking and Hilarious Questions, you will find: The most amusing way to get to know yourself and your family better Challenging choices that will reveal surprising truths about you and your friends Thoughtful queries to reflect on, long after the game is over Difficult dilemmas that will have you hilariously questioning your decisions A first-date icebreaker designed to weave in fascinating topics to your conversations Side-splitting questions that will get the entire group laughing out loud and bonding in no time An entertaining party game guaranteed to be a hit with all of your guests And much more. With more than 1,000 questions covering topics ranging from the mundane to the profound, you won't run out of places and people to play this game with. You can bring this along on road trips, to parties, or to dates--anywhere you'll be interacting with people. You can play with family, friends, significant others, classmates, students, colleagues, or even complete strangers. The choice is totally yours. Or, if you're feeling a bit antisocial and need some me-time, you can even play this game alone. Never find yourself bored at another social gathering again. Bring this game along to any event and get ready to have the time of your life! If you're looking for a versatile game that will make any awkward situation into a lively interaction, then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button right now.

Think you know everything about your feline companion? In 1,001 Things You Always Wanted to Know About Cats, trivia specialist and certified cat fancier J. Stephen Lang puts your whisker wisdom to the test with 1,001 tantalizing trivia tidbits. From myths and legends to famous cat lovers (and haters), "catty" phrases to cartoon kitties, bewildering behavioral quirks to mating and motherhood, you'll learn about: five U.S. presidents who adored cats . . . and one who hated them with a passion! why cats enjoy kneading their human companions with their paws; a breed of cat with webbed feet who swims for his seafood supper! the most popular male and female cat names today. With these and 997 other delicious trivia morsels, you'll discover an abundance of unexpected delights on every page!

David Gore becomes concerned that his twelve-year-old son, Matthew, is too old to have an imaginary friend. His concerns deepen as Matthew becomes increasingly distressed and blames it on arguments with this unseen companion, whom he calls "Chocky". As the story unfolds, it becomes clear that the friend is far from imaginary, but is an alien consciousness communicating with Matthew's mind—a fact that is of interest to shadowy government forces.

Joe Gumm knows how to please his wife—but that's only because he learned the hard way, by doing lots of stupid things first. Now he's giving men funny and poignant ideas to keep them out of the doghouse for good and remind women every day why they love their guys so much. Written in a comedic tone, guaranteed to have wives and husbands laughing together and nodding in recognition, Romancing Mommy conquers the topic of how couples disconnect, especially after the kids are born, and more importantly how to reconnect through teamwork, compassion, humor, and romance.

The truth is often stranger than fiction. Need proof? In England, in the 1880's, 'pants' was considered a dirty word. Statistically you are more likely to be attacked by a cow than a shark. The sun loses close to a billion kilograms of weight every second. An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. Phobophobia is fear of fear. 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' was written by Mozart. There are 1001 cool, freaky, funny, fabulous, foul, frightening, far-out, fascinating, first-class, phenomenal, fantastic facts here for you amusement and edification!